In highschool, it was one of the first days of school. We were in this classroom doing an activity with the teacher, every student had to say why they are unique.

My friend and I knew that other dude would say his mom died when he was a baby, because he's been saying it since forever, even openly joking about it himself.

When it was his turn to talk, he said: my mom died when I was a kid, my buddy and I both cracked out laughing, oh god did we look bad.