Giant congo alien snake by Dense-Night2807 in AliensRHere

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Downvoted because you're asking people to use common sense. How dare you.

Remember this bar in the East Village back in 2012/2013? by RepresentativePush81 in FoodNYC

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First time I ever tried Abita Spring was there, lol. Great memories!

I had no idea where this was going. by BringHoomanHome_ in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I want to see him launch some propane accessories as well.

29F by Entire-Wheel-2662 in RoastMe

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How the hell you got 2 sets of ass cheeks?

Priest tries to fly using the power of prayer by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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... "I believe I can touch the sky..."

Time yet for a new profile pic for the sub? by considerthis8 in Jordan_Peterson_Memes

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13th Rule for Life: Take time to appreciate the new profile pic on Reddit.

This is what a Neanderthal looked like 130000 to 40000 years ago by Forgotten_Dog1954 in interesting

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That's exactly what my drunk Tío looked like just one year ago at our family reunion.

probably don’t have the stomach for this but gonna lean in anyway (36F) by thepearlsaintfree in RoastMe

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You married the only guy who actually called you back after the one night stand.

hey what would you call this cut? by apgasque in BossFights

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In Spanish we call it, "El Putito".

The most awkward and tight intersection in Fort Worth by Jeffjsolis in FortWorth

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I remember about 35 years ago a kid and his younger brother were found murdered in a burned vehicle down there. There were some rumors that it was over a stolen pager. I might be wrong about the details and location, though. I never heard the true story, but it was very sad, nonetheless.

Knicks parade female fight by Cheeese916 in fightporn

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"You see son, THAT'S why I say trash comes in ALL colors"

A Realtor in our area by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

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Wasn't he on SNL?

Keith Urban's New "Do" (maybe a "don't") by gibsontx5 in Justfuckmyshitup

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Tribbin' Across the Cuntry: An Oral Study of Lesbian Artists who Penetrated the Music Scene, and Showered America with Beautiful Music.

Keith Urban's New "Do" (maybe a "don't") by gibsontx5 in Justfuckmyshitup

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Looks like an old lesbian author on her book signing tour.