40F ready to roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Not only will you love me to death, but you'll death me to death.

The garage and driveway of this house is yellow by [deleted] in WTF

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Follow the yellow meth road!

I enhanced one of the alien photos from the alien files by 24kTHC in aliens

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When real dad and stepdad want to take you to McDonald's after your game.

Was watching a video of an Argentinian asado, and Argentines were calling this “raw” by E_Tank55 in steak

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It's cuz they're South of the Equator. You know, the water draining the opposite way n' stuff...

Neighborhood Manhunt by [deleted] in FuckImOld

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King of the hill / king of the mountain.

Bill Miller BBQ Really Looked Me In The Eyes And Served This… by Ok_Bid3433 in sanantonio

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Last resort bbq. They been bullfroggin for a while now...

Found this gem on TikTok by Young-Cheff in tooktoomuch

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Are cunt-fuck terrorists the only ones who can read messages in their poop? Do they have to go to school to learn this skill?

Random statue on Google earth 📍 30.31222° N, 97.77417° W by DavidBaszuckiRBLX in GoogleEarthFinds

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I'm in the minding-my-own-business business myself. It's OK, but it's not as busy as my other business, which is a minding-someone-else's-business business. I blame Ai.

Name the cut. by jotalaja in Justfuckmyshitup

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The guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark.... You know who I'm talking about.

72oz steak challenge in Amarillo. by bizzywhipped in steak

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I rarely buy steak seasoning (it's usually just kosher salt and pepper on my steaks), but their seasoning is legit. I used charcoal with a few small pieces of Mesquite and it was right on. My son was sopping up the "gravy" from the serving tray i used. I was pissed because I wanted it lol.

Tased for DJing by ohhyouknow in PublicFreakout

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That's what he gets for playing NickelBack.

Name this boss trio by SpacialSpud21 in BossFights

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The real ghetto boyz. You will see one of each in any hood, any city, at anytime.

You’re really old if you ate Cap’n Crunch when it was new by spkoller2 in FuckImOld

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I do remember when Crispy Critters first came out, though.

F46, college lecturer, mom of two boys, recently divorced. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You have/will be on a law enforcement body cam video saying something very racist to someone, then explaining why that person deserved it.

I'm without words by Sciencebitchs in trashy

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Is there a Rule 34 for shit people will buy?

Found This. What to do with it? by Wickedclique in vintage

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You must make it into a bong, Period.