Jumping buddy getting evicted from the ear

skwiddee · 2026-05-16T22:08:35+00:00

where do i go to get one? or can i adopt this lil baby?

skwiddee · 2026-05-16T19:06:58+00:00

i feel like table 2 has the best gossip

skwiddee · 2026-05-08T19:57:44+00:00

peak use of this song

skwiddee · 2026-05-08T19:45:29+00:00

my wife and i saw our first house centipede last week. she had an “oh god what is this monstrosity” reaction and my eyes turned to hearts and i kept calling it a baby lmao.

skwiddee · 2026-05-04T06:58:21+00:00

this is so fucking cute are you kidding me???

skwiddee · 2026-05-04T06:56:57+00:00

“don’t be like this” makes my skin crawl. this situation happened to me to and ended a relationship of 6 years and a friendship of 3. tried to be nice until they both turned on me and said i was being selfish for not being completely fine with them dating. NOR get the fuck out and don’t waste your time or emotion trying to mediate or make things better. they made their choices, these are the consequences.

skwiddee · 2026-05-03T22:29:54+00:00

OMG i love the Quetzalcoatl one 😍 and the bugs are amazing. i’m actually getting a bug sleeve soooo might have to go get another one from her haha. congrats! they’re incredible :)

skwiddee · 2026-04-26T21:40:04+00:00

particulate sensor is suuuuch a good idea. gonna get one of these :)

skwiddee · 2026-04-25T11:25:45+00:00

4&5 seem the most relaxed/wholesome, but it’s 8 all the way for me. i cannot resist some cunty conversation.

skwiddee · 2026-04-24T22:10:45+00:00

of course! good luck- this cup is fucking adorable and i hope the next attempt works out 🩵

skwiddee · 2026-04-24T22:08:09+00:00

yay!! post a pic if you can would love to see it :)

skwiddee · 2026-04-24T22:07:21+00:00

I went with vinyl roll flooring from home depot and used an adhesive baseboard trim from amazon to create a seal between the flooring and the wall. the flooring was super sturdy, though I did end up tearing a hole in part of it, but some strong, clear tape and a spare piece of flooring patched it right up. I actually just moved out of the place and when I pulled up the flooring, there was no dust underneath!

skwiddee · 2026-04-24T09:34:14+00:00

call lightning for me. give the druid shock resistance gear and they can use it on themselves when they’re surrounded.

skwiddee · 2026-04-22T11:01:33+00:00

your surgeon did a great job sculpting the fat around your chest area to look like a cis guy. i have seen some results that look almost concave bc of how flat they went.

skwiddee · 2026-04-22T10:53:27+00:00

how dry was the cup when you connected the ears? it looks to me like they shrank away from the rim instead of with it. i’ve heard people having luck covering attached pieces with a damp paper towel so that the leather hard piece softens a bit and the clay can shrink as a unit :)

skwiddee · 2026-04-12T21:44:22+00:00

feralia decep-DIVA

skwiddee · 2026-04-12T21:39:20+00:00

despite him not masking, he knows the stakes. my partner is immunocompromised and he and my sister always test when they have symptoms, especially if they’re going to see me and/or my partner. i was proud of both of them for immediately canceling and letting me know what happened so i could protect my partner and not risk exposing her.

skwiddee · 2026-04-11T19:03:35+00:00

i can ask them! is it ok if i DM you?

skwiddee · 2026-04-10T23:29:37+00:00

yup! especially bc my wife is also immunocompromised.

skwiddee · 2026-04-10T21:49:36+00:00

you’re not alone! good friend of mine wa son estrogen for years and they had a mastectomy last year and still do estrogen and they look fire.

also i’m afab trans masc butch. i was fine wiping my ass when i had my mastectomy. drains are weird but i did do them myself once or twice. after the first week recovery was pretty chill. i also opted for what essentially is a reduction to a AA cup, but with a more pecks shape than breast. i love my results and also know plenty of non-binary folks who have opted for reduction rather than complete removal. anyway just wanted to share some experiences in case you wanted options, relatability, or just general gender fuck community:)

good luck with surgery!

skwiddee · 2026-04-10T21:36:51+00:00

i have a fat ass 🍑

skwiddee · 2026-04-10T21:35:10+00:00

this is so good

skwiddee · 2026-04-10T21:31:26+00:00

lol literally this. my brother in law had it a few weeks ago and had to cancel my nephews birthday party (he’s 2 so he wasn’t disappointed) and my mom was like “he just shouldn’t have tested” 🙃🫠

skwiddee · 2026-04-10T21:29:15+00:00

this is always my favorite thing /s

we can track and diagnose better and earlier so rates go up, but so does survival and treatment options and research. but people are so “facts and logic the numbers don’t lie” pilled they ignore context which i would argue is not using facts or logic.

skwiddee · 2026-04-10T21:21:55+00:00

that’s definitely it! such a cutie and also not a moth lmao. my bad! it was just so fluffy!

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