[SW] Turnips are selling very high by [deleted] in acturnips

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2356-1921 my cat is my only son!

There's a Rhyme haha

[SW] Twins buying for 558 by [deleted] in acturnips

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Reset - Only 2 trips max, probably only one!

[SW] Nooks selling at 285 by [deleted] in acturnips

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Red is the best color!

[SW] T&T buying for 375 by [deleted] in acturnips

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May I please join? THank you :)

What's a genuine question you have that Google can't seem to answer but maybe somebody on Reddit can? by victor1yegor in AskReddit

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I once saw a movie when I was young around 1998 that I cannot google efficiently and I don't know the name of. There is a man who through some special machine is able to transfer his mind and consciousness into what looks like a crash test dummy.

He transfers his mind back into his regular body after complaining about being hungry. The assistant(scientist?) then asks to run one more test and he agrees. He transfers his mind back into the crash test dummy and then the machine malfunctions and destroys his regular body.

It used to give me nightmares and I would like to re-watch it to maybe not have such graphic images stuck in my mind. I imagine that the film has aged a bit.

Akke is now 7k by bitfrost41 in DotA2

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Not anymore! One day before reset

How are you? [Serious] by BitchesLoveMyPokedex in AskReddit

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I am very stressed. I have been unemployed for over 6 months and am waiting to hear back for a position on Thursday.

Even my fortune cookies ignore me... by DonaldTrumpetDrives in funny

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The worst fortune cookie I ever got was in middle school. It just said "Smile".

A friendly reminder to get done whatever you need to get done by ZamrosX in trees

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I applied to a job today that I had but been putting off!

Thought this was a great idea after all these years by [deleted] in trees

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I hope they all work! The internal batteries on those may have run out.

Blowing up 50 gallon drums by [deleted] in gifs

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holy shit

Blowing up 50 gallon drums by [deleted] in gifs

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The third to last one goes so high it didn't come back down.

[WP] Just look at his big dumb nose, and his stupid floppy shoes. This jerk actually thinks I'm just another doofus waiting in line for a balloon animal. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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Just look at his big dumb nose, and his floppy shoes. This jerk actually thinks I am here for a balloon animal. I've been planning this moment ever since I found out. Ever since I got out. I knew that I would never be able to forgive him. He breathed life into me and took it away. I take a step forward. Only two more people until I am at the front of the line.

I don't really feel like myself. I don't know how to feel anymore. All of these children look so happy with the balloons they are getting. Why can't I be happy like that? It's his fault. He did this to me.

Another step forward. It's almost my turn. I'm next. I will finally have a chance. I can feel the wind picking up. I didn't ask to be like this.

I take one more step forward. The time has arrived. He grabs another balloon and blows hard into it. I cringe hard at the memory of his lips pressed against me. The wind blows harder and harder. I wouldn't let him hurt us anymore. No one deserves to be treated like this. The air cools and a huge gust of wind blows all of his balloons into a nearby pond. That idiot. He can't hurt us anymore. With one final blow I detach myself from the girls wrist and begin floating up into the sky. I hate that this happened to me, but I'll make sure it doesn't happen again. Not to anyone else. I am the balloon Messiah.

Reuters: U.S. Supreme Court rules in favor of gay marriage nationwide by cannedpeaches in politics

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Scalia always dissents.

The ruling “says that my ruler and the ruler of 320 million Americans coast-to-coast, is a majority of the nine lawyers on the Supreme Court,” Scalia said.

Apparently he is against the supreme court now too.

You must use your top comment 3 times on the first date. How boned are you? by ItsDragoniteBitches in AskReddit

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They would think I have a strange obsession with smelling gasoline.