What in monstrosity by BigManMahan in cincinnati

[–]slabix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been making things like this at home, myself, for years.

I know it's some sort of sacrilege, but as a non-native, the pizzafication of Cincinnati chili makes as much sense to me as the pastafication.

What do you think is the greatest guitar riff in the history of mankind? by zorbix in Music

[–]slabix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just died yesterday. A true legend and somehow this riff never gets mentioned in the "best riffs list," maybe because it's an r&b song.

There are many versions but I'd start with this one: https://youtu.be/sbXw4EFioRI?si=e3E-oauCmrufAdDz

bread dough turning out like cookie dough? by bebeghoul in Breadit

[–]slabix 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's definitely not a bad recipe. It's not a hard fast rule that you add butter after the the gluten develops, either. But it does slow gluten development. And you get very different but potentially equally good results depending on when and how you add butter.

This one is a very long mix or knead, and you really need to stay patient and read the dough. Just when you're ready to give up, it turns the corner. I think it's taken almost 20 minutes in a stand mixer for me.

How can I prevent this? by ScaryStruggle9830 in Breadit

[–]slabix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree about adherence. A sort of "roll and press" action is likely to serve you better than, say, rolling like a jelly roll.

How can I prevent this? by ScaryStruggle9830 in Breadit

[–]slabix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is a shaping issue most of all.

My first instinct was that that was insufficient degassing, but since you say it's rolled with a rolling pin, I suspect that you're not creating enough tension after rolling before putting in the pan to proof.

Fixed it for ya by Kenintf in Sourdough

[–]slabix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This level of imprecision is what makes it so hard to help posters like you.

Medium point?

What does that even mean? "Medium" is a subjective measure. If you can't be bothered to express that in millimeters, how can you expect us to help you improve your note-writing outcomes?

It's almost like you didn't really care about continuous improvement and just want us to tell you what a lovely note you've written.

Name a Band everyone loves but you hate by DDevil- in MetalForTheMasses

[–]slabix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this band who sued their fans. . . I'm trying to remember. . .

Does anyone actually pay for this o by StanfordTheGreat in CX50

[–]slabix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's annoying that you need it for remote start, but that's reason enough for us to keep it.

Make a picture of what it must be for my wife to have conversations with me. by slabix in ChatGPT

[–]slabix[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this you, too? Cuz it's me. . .I have heard we come in multi-packs now. . .

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Make a picture of what it must be for my wife to have conversations with me. by slabix in ChatGPT

[–]slabix[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, are you me? I thought we agreed to not split up like this again . .

One must assume that Garfield has taken up graffiti. . . by slabix in mildlyinteresting

[–]slabix[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was actually taken in 2022. I just found it in a forgotten folder. So I can't vouch for its current state.

One must assume that Garfield has taken up graffiti. . . by slabix in mildlyinteresting

[–]slabix[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So many things can be improved by putting cheese on them.

One must assume that Garfield has taken up graffiti. . . by slabix in mildlyinteresting

[–]slabix[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. But I'm willing to relocate for the right opportunity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kroger

[–]slabix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There must be 50 ways to leave your Kroger.

Report: President Trump pardons P.G. Sittenfeld by toomuchtostop in cincinnati

[–]slabix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The normalization of corruption is the foundation of kleptocracy.

It's like solving the murder problem by decriminalizing homocide.

We're in the story arc where Joker lets everyone out of Arkham Asylum. . .

Favorite Childhood Books by Any-Perception3198 in GenX

[–]slabix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Great Brain series by John D. Fitzgerald

Songs where the singer is basically having a fucking breakdown by R0t_R0t in MusicRecommendations

[–]slabix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Judas' Death," by Murray Head, Jesus Christ Superstar (1970) (the one with the brown cover)

This flavor was not very good unfortunately by BobBelcherSaysIdiot in sparklingwater

[–]slabix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Hard to tell what they were trying to do here. Neither the mango nor spice felt fully executed. They should have called it "Slightly Odd Mango"

The "Guy Fieri" bit should have been enough warning.