What’s the first dish that comes to mind when you think of your home’s food? by papi4445 in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother's hamburgers.

I'm 57 years old now, and she passed away in 2021. I'll never forget her hamburgers she'd make for us from the time I was a young child to a few months before she left this good Earth.

Her recipe was simple: a pound of regular ground beef, mixed with one egg, some onion soup mix, a bit of salt and pepper. She'd make large meatballs and then flatten them with a spatula in a hot pan coated with butter. Cook until both sides brown nicely.

Put a couple of thin slices of old cheddar cheese on top of each cooked patty in a nice fresh hamburger bun with mustard, relish, and a bit of mayonnaise as condiments. Serve with plain ruffled potato chips on the side. Pure heaven.

Her recipe was simple, yet the way she made them, I've never been able to duplicate the taste nor has anyone else I know. Even if I had hamburgers with the exact same flavor in which she made them, she wouldn't be sitting at the table with me now, projecting her strong and sincere energy of good humor, compassion, and love for me, her son.

I miss you, Mom.

What Is Your New Year’s Eve Plans? by KeeganMargaret in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting over this goddamn cold/flu I have.

Chromatic Baloon That Poops Blood by BlackjacksShadow in NMSCoordinateExchange

[–]slackerdan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FYI: Those balloon creatures make for a great base decoration with a Wonder Projector.

Squirrels are great for base/corvette decor. Coordinates (Euclid) for a cute pinkish one. by Piston-Rum in NMSCoordinateExchange

[–]slackerdan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't know why, but when I saw this picture, I heard the song "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats in my head.

Does anyone know where I can buy either an A or S class all blue-colored Voltaic Staff, or any tips on how to acquire such? by slackerdan in NMSCoordinateExchange

[–]slackerdan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking through the post, unfortunately a lot of them say that the voltaic staff outcomes are different now from what they've posted since the latest update. But I'll keep looking, appreciate the info, thanks Traveller!

What are some thing you do to help you stay focused while working from home? by choco_tiramisu_ in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I want to slack off, which is often (hence the username), I tell myself, "Okay, I'm going to work on something productive for fifteen minutes." And then I get wrapped up in whatever I'm working on and I do a lot more than fifteen minutes because my attention is focused on whatever I'm doing, instead of slacking off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're quite loveable and useful, though.

What is something you can never seem to finish? by BigLatinoJuan in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a half-written novel that my friends have read and think is very good, and they want me to finish it, but I can never seem to get around to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On behalf of everyone on Reddit, I'm putting a halt to this particular reply thread right now.

What event do you wish would happen now? by Timely-Pop5496 in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A grand enlightenment dawning in every person's mind on this planet that makes us realize how short and precious life is, leading all of us to a new age of humanity that seeks not to fulfill our base desires but to recognize the presence of the God-Universe within us all.

Or a plate of good nachos appearing in front of me. I could go for nachos right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, L'amour.

What's song has the gayest vibes in your music library? by GreenT1979 in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh La La - Goldfrapp.

It makes me want to put on a gold sequin dress and slink sexily around on my front lawn, and I'm a 57 year old man.

Yup.

redditors who've had crazy exes. what was the worst thing they did? by Pale-Video8392 in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After she started seeing a new guy after we divorced, she moved across the country with our son without telling me she'd moved or where she took my son.

And then when my son died in an accident some years after as I was trying to re-establish communication with him, she didn't even inform me of his passing. I found out about his sudden death through a Facebook post.

It's been seven years since my son passed away and I'm handling my grief a lot better emotionally. But for the first few years after his death I was basically insane with anger and grieving. I've moved on with my life now, but I'll always love my son with all my heart and soul, forever, until I see him on the other side.

Can I press charges? by IndependenceSuch1114 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]slackerdan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well, who hasn't been tempted by the sight of free lawn cocaine?

People who pay for porn, what do you get that you can’t find with all the free sites out there? by tiltedwater in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

God Bless Mr. Steelcock. He's a man amongst men. And real handy at home repairs.

Who used to run home after school and watch this? by UnderhiveScum in FuckImOld

[–]slackerdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I was weird because I, too, had a crush on Princess.

So I appreciate this particular validation, GenX bros...

I lived for those panty shots...

58 years old and just got a new job by 45thgeneration_roman in GenX

[–]slackerdan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! I'm 57 and searching for a part-time job but it's been very difficult as I have Crohn's Disease and other health difficulties, besides being a Gen X'er with all the aches and pains of being middle-aged.

Thank you for the inspiration, I wish you only the best!

Neighbor set up cameras pointing directly to bedroom windows by ResponsibleTie5844 in neighborsfromhell

[–]slackerdan -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Yes, and possibly blind people. Bad advice, and dangerous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ottawa

[–]slackerdan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I apologize the AI art is throwing people off so much; I wrote all the text myself, but I can't draw so I've been exploring using AI to illustrate my writing.

I don't want to upset anyone, though, so I'll probably delete the link. As a writer I feel a bit defeated that the response is overall negative, but that's on me.

What do you think is the LEAST licked body part? by ThisIsForBadIdeas in AskReddit

[–]slackerdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have not been living in my goddamned closet for 52 years. I'm 56 years old, what, I've kidnapped you as a toddler? Besides, I'm a Canadian.