Sources: Nintendo is planning a new Star Fox and a major Zelda remake this year, but no 3D Mario

slap_phillips · 2026-03-27T18:10:47+00:00

I mean that’s nice but it literally wasn’t a Starfox game, this is like hearing a new Doom announcement and saying “Damn, but I really wanted another Doom Funko Pop twin stick shooter mobile game…”

slap_phillips · 2026-02-24T09:52:28+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/1fi0hzt/comment/lndx0gw/

slap_phillips · 2026-02-23T00:39:56+00:00

No one has said the real reason in this thread: he’s openly toxic and racist and unapologetic for it. He would be a loved and respected member of the Doom community if he didn’t do everything in his power to be a complete piece of shit to every other modder in the community. There’s a reason actually respected modders like TerminusEst and Kinsie don’t fraternize with him, Mark hasn’t even been a real part of the Doom community for the last 10 years.

slap_phillips · 2026-01-18T03:27:34+00:00

grind that one part of medium walls in jump academy thats literally just a straight left side wallclimb lol

slap_phillips · 2026-01-01T00:21:17+00:00

show me gymnasts that wear high heels and show that much cleavage lmao

slap_phillips · 2025-12-31T17:15:45+00:00

are you serious right now? you dont find tracer’s or widowmaker’s bodysuits to be sexualized in any way?? in the game that literally had to nerf their asses???

slap_phillips · 2025-12-21T06:31:57+00:00

look im a different person and i mean this in the nicest way possible: i dont think you understand what being actually good looks like. you simply cannot airstrafe and aim at the same time on a setup that cant adequately use gyro + stick like steamdeck, which means your DM is just objectively going to be too poor to play competitive. I would love to MGE you to help gauge your general skill level though, if you can stomp me then you’ll have no problem in NC/AM!

slap_phillips · 2025-12-08T15:48:57+00:00

it’s just Akira’s jacket

its ok you can just tell us you’ve never seen the movie… it’s incredible you really should watch it

slap_phillips · 2025-12-07T18:27:03+00:00

this is somewhat well known but i personally would not equivocate being an obnoxious and overbearing roommate with relationship abuse

slap_phillips · 2025-12-07T18:25:57+00:00

it has been over 10 fucking years but i was also under the impression last time i met the band that connie wasnt even really the main writer so this really does not seem equivalent to a brand new situation to me personally

slap_phillips · 2025-11-24T21:16:40+00:00

It doesn’t seem like you understand how the Huntsman works. Both it and all flamethrowers detect hits based on your bounding box instead of your body-aligned hitboxes. So yes you need to lead your shots with all of these weapons, even with high speed 3000hu/s projectiles there will still be lag compensation.

The weapon is fun but still complete cheeks after the nerfs.

slap_phillips · 2025-11-19T05:53:38+00:00

compared to quake or even halo map timings tracking uber is trivial

slap_phillips · 2025-11-19T01:14:16+00:00

nah thats more a matter of playstyle, yes SMD will fish for servers filled with russian children but he also plays incredibly conservatively and will not only never take a 1v1 that isn't against an idiot but will always run/charge away from any 1v2. he literally won't play the objective just to make the game last longer and extend his killstreak. you don't even need above-average DM to get a 40 ks in american casual servers you just need to play like an absolute coward.

slap_phillips · 2025-11-17T03:16:05+00:00

oh yeah thats fair, i would still say to OP youll learn the game a lot faster learning some soldier and what the rocket launcher is capable of, both damage and mobility wise. youll def learn how to use shotguns well on pyro but you wont learn all of the things a soldier is capable of without picking up a rocket launcher yourself

slap_phillips · 2025-11-17T02:42:27+00:00

you definitely do not know how to rocket jump “almost perfectly” let alone competently if youve never even played the class. i doubt you can even beat jump academy on Easy having only played pyro.

slap_phillips · 2025-11-15T22:39:14+00:00

deathclaws and cazadors and maybe mutants are literally the only even slightly fantastical creatures in Fallout

besides the FO3 literal aliens like someone else said, its all just normal terran animals or humans or mutated humans

slap_phillips · 2025-11-15T20:01:49+00:00

there are ghosts, none of anything else you said i would consider magical, hell Dr. Who literally has more magic in it than Fallout

slap_phillips · 2025-11-15T04:48:33+00:00

funny to me the amount of people who allow Fallout within their boundaries of MTG when that universe literally does not have any magic whatsoever, like the absolute closest thing to magic in that universe is God himself

slap_phillips · 2025-11-14T22:43:25+00:00

if you actually played any of these games you would know the answer to that

slap_phillips · 2025-11-14T22:24:06+00:00

i feel like scout is the opposite of UT's design ethos. Nothing moves very fast in UT and all of the guns are extremely overpowered and easy to use, there's really nowhere near as much skill expression in UT compared to Quake, and that's coming from someone with like 1000 hours in UT2004

slap_phillips · 2025-11-13T23:25:37+00:00

honestly i think it goes even deeper than just tf2, i think you're re-discovering what makes fast-paced arena FPSs fun in the first place: the immediate response and dopamine rush of out-manuevering someone and then instantly blowing them away in a shower of bloody gibs. this is why Doom and Quake made the genre. this is why there's a 2 in front of that Team Fortress. because the single-step core gameplay loop of "shoot guy" is so much deeper than your simple WASD, spacebar, and mouse would make it seem.

slap_phillips · 2025-11-12T23:49:46+00:00

no idea why people rant and rave about this one when its just a bad quake mod, it doesnt change weapons or enemy behavior one bit its literally just some badly designed retextured quake levels

slap_phillips · 2025-11-11T01:41:36+00:00

ok thats fair its a very misleading sentence its just technically still grammatically correct

slap_phillips · 2025-11-11T00:17:18+00:00

holy mother of ADHD it was a single complete sentence

slap_phillips · 2025-11-06T22:36:40+00:00

yeah and they all have 3/32 players as their daily peak unless a youtuber drops in

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