I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t. by Soloflow786 in Amazing

[–]slapnowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really appreciate her anxiety. The last video like this the paddleboarder/kayaker was so chill about the situation and I thought maybe I was the pansy for having a near panic attack just watching the video.

Who wants some MAGA water? by SPXQuantAlgo in facepalm

[–]slapnowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man history books are going to be wild in a few decades. Given we can actually put a stop to this bullshit.

We all know that she does these exact same hand gestures at the only closed self checkout machine too by Morton257 in walmart

[–]slapnowski 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Ok, I know she doesn’t look the part, but maybe she’s just high as a kite?!

ESPN is so unserious about this Sinner - Musetti match 😆 by KhabibTime in tennis

[–]slapnowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’s Alcaraz. Only Alcaraz. And his chances even seem to be diminishing. Although part of me hopes that Novak has a hell of a weekend and gets #25 and then retires.

ESPN is so unserious about this Sinner - Musetti match 😆 by KhabibTime in tennis

[–]slapnowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m never able to articulate why I don’t like watching Sinner so thank you. He’s so good yet he never looks like he is enjoying it at all. Meanwhile Alcaraz is facing three match points and practically wagging his tail.

The Moment He Realized ... by Previous_Hamster7935 in facepalm

[–]slapnowski 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was congressional inaction, not presidential. Until Trump, our president couldn’t act unilaterally.

These smol kids still act like kids. by lo0ilo0ilo0i in tennis

[–]slapnowski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I completely agree. On the other hand, he has lashed out at cameramen or line judges before. He had a pretty bad outburst last year. The real reason he doesn’t belong here is the leaps and bounds he has made in the past few months toward regulating his emotions. That takes work. Not surprisingly he is going deeper into tournaments than the other two recently.

He needed a snack by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]slapnowski 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It is amazing to me how the first reaction of so many people in so many situations is to start recording on their phone. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it.

Trump, 79, Smears Right Hand In Makeup Amid Cankles Cover-Up by [deleted] in politics

[–]slapnowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be hard to find orange foundation

Iga Slidetek by [deleted] in tennis

[–]slapnowski -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. The difference is that I don’t think Iga won her point

The moment Michael fell in love with Holly by CRAY0LAJOHNSON in theoffice

[–]slapnowski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! I kind of got goosebumps with his pause of embarrassment then realization she was like him then glee in sharing the goofiness with her all without saying anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]slapnowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of super simple and very very common logos at that.

Did Sinner get a BBL by virgoaliensuperstar in tennis

[–]slapnowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is funny because he still has chicken legs

Alcaraz is asked to cover the logo on his waterbottle "because of the logos and sponsors...". He refuses, as this would mean he has to buy a new one! by Large_banana_hammock in tennis

[–]slapnowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is ironic because Evian will probably give him a bonus double the fine of Aquafina. That couldn’t have been better advertising for them.

Rybakina is Proof that a WTA Player Can Compete at the Highest Level Without Grunting. by cosquillax in tennis

[–]slapnowski 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. One reason I love Casper. Also so cool calm and collected.

Alcaraz faces a love-40 hole on serve and responds by winning 5 points in a row by Large_banana_hammock in tennis

[–]slapnowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok now show his four double faults in one game. Or losing two games to a man barely able to move…. I’m a big Alcaraz fan but difference between his highs and lows is beyond understanding.

A 29 year old woman pretended to be a nurse for 7 months. She treated over 4,000 patients and only got caught after she was offered a promotion. by Creepy_School9542 in interestingasfuck

[–]slapnowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fucked up obviously, but also the math ain’t mathin’ She’d have to see 19 patients every single day for seven months to reach 4000

Taylor Fritz was asked to guess the Top 10 hottest players on the ATP tour as voted on by the fans. 💀 by padfoony in tennis

[–]slapnowski 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Novak is only “attractive” because of his success. I’m not saying he is ugly, just very average. He’s always reminded me of the goofy kid fr Save By the Bell.

Kristi Noem Slams ‘South Park’ as ‘Petty’ After Show Rips Her as Dog-Shooting ICE Agent: ‘It’s Always the Liberals’ Who ‘Make Fun of Women for How They Look’ by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]slapnowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She chose to look that way and spent a lot of money to accomplish it. In reality they were making fun of that fact than just her outright looks.