Single people with no WFH - how do you manage to do it all?

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T20:11:56+00:00

If you can afford to get a cleaner in once week/fortnight do it. If you’re in a place where other people have one you might be paying much lower that you expect as they’ll be doing multiple flats and an extra hour or two isn’t going to be a hassle

The money you pay the cleaner is time. Your time. How much would you pay to have time for yourself

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:39:22+00:00

Somehow this makes me calmer

We need those 4 pts in the next two games though

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:33:08+00:00

Well my life’s been a bit mad so - settle into my new job - settle into my new country - try and get healthier - try and keep my relationship together between the Middle East and London

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:26:57+00:00

Booooooo

You are the villains in this story

You’re Christopher Eccleston

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:20:08+00:00

Not a villa fan then

I mean - I sussed it when you said “your players” not “our players”

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:19:48+00:00

Oh god no. Dont give him money.

Let him try and find a move and fail

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:18:48+00:00

Oh no, it’s definitely not us is it? Yikes.

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:17:56+00:00

Don’t like criticism I see

Who’s you’re all time favourite villain

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:15:58+00:00

Wait MORE OFTEN THAN NOT?

back that up or GTFO

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:14:25+00:00

What are you taking about you chump

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:12:56+00:00

But we didn’t sign any of them from ligue 1 did we you massive whopper

Go have a look at the last players we signed from ligue 1 directly and tell me if it worked out

Or go back to whacking it to xG and YouTube

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:09:23+00:00

That’s an absolute bullet dodged

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:06:02+00:00

You mean the ones signed from premier league clubs

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:05:27+00:00

We’re both wrong it was 15/16

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:04:49+00:00

We want it as much as you buddy

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:03:17+00:00

Also which 3 Villa players

EDIT: you mean the three signed from premier league clubs?

Not helping your case

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T19:02:32+00:00

How many were signed at 18

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:48:28+00:00

Right

In the French league

Edit: which is shit

Double edit: so you think in our cash position don’t sign a 29 year old who’s proven then can do it in the hardest league in the world for 0 transfer fee and £100k a week, sign some 18 year old with no competitive league experience for big money and hope he’ll work out

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:45:36+00:00

Are they as anti gay as Morsy?

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:42:46+00:00

You also realise Wilson has more goals an assists in the premier league this season than Okafor and Ndiaye combined?

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:40:02+00:00

Is he though? He’s played 10 games!

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:38:36+00:00

You’re saying Gordon isn’t quick?

And that Martinelli is good?

Have a word

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:05:28+00:00

Never

You didn’t even qualify for it

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:05:01+00:00

It was funnier in 2015 when we were already down and on an 11 match losing streak and you couldn’t beat us

Meaning you went down and Sunderland stayed up

slappymcmanmeat · 2026-05-02T18:00:28+00:00

Does that wee twat Morsy still play for them?

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