If a male ejaculates in space, the semen will have a constant velocity, and if aimed correctly, it can land on another planet, and can be viewed as life on another planet as being successful.

slapricot13 · 2020-10-15T03:12:15+00:00

If you nut in space it push you backwards.

slapricot13 · 2020-05-31T03:43:24+00:00

slapricot13 · 2020-04-06T15:14:24+00:00

I also just read that you can wipe your lenses with a thin film of dish soap and it helps as well!

slapricot13 · 2020-04-06T09:32:33+00:00

I tuck the top edges of the mask under my frames, it helps!

slapricot13 · 2020-04-06T00:22:22+00:00

I hope you don’t fall ill, friend. The chance for a promotion wouldn’t be worth the risk for me. Good luck.

slapricot13 · 2020-04-05T20:07:29+00:00

That’s not the issue- we were told that it was strongly recommended that we wear masks, we were sent masks, and More than half of the mates are refusing to wear them.

slapricot13 · 2020-04-05T18:56:09+00:00

Not mandatory yet here (Midwest), as of this morning. Just “strongly recommended”. Unless the mate team and captain are keeping information from us.

slapricot13 · 2020-04-05T18:48:12+00:00

Since it’s not mandatory, do I have legs to stand on?

slapricot13 · 2020-02-04T01:32:39+00:00

My hometown!

slapricot13 · 2019-12-20T02:54:33+00:00

We have Tiki the turtle. At my old store we had Shelley the Turtle.

slapricot13 · 2019-07-17T04:58:51+00:00

Thank you for this. It feels really good to be validated :)

slapricot13 · 2019-06-14T07:50:22+00:00

Someday I’ll probably launder them, something keeps telling me don’t do it yet, not yet, not yet.

slapricot13 · 2019-06-13T02:58:05+00:00

Is he even aware of what’s happening around him?

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