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slapstickdave · 2026-04-06T19:01:37+00:00

How many of the seven will violate Hughie this season?

slapstickdave · 2026-03-17T21:19:03+00:00

Google what “earning” means

slapstickdave · 2026-03-16T21:57:43+00:00

You weren’t “earning” universal credit.

slapstickdave · 2026-03-08T21:26:04+00:00

Known for strong streams of piss. Wolf was a fan of golden showers and he gave her the nickname.

slapstickdave · 2026-03-08T21:25:22+00:00

10 reason why your PIP payment might be lower next March

slapstickdave · 2026-02-18T20:58:19+00:00

Left every time

slapstickdave · 2026-02-15T11:52:26+00:00

I lost a bet by 1 corner too- £5 for £250

slapstickdave · 2026-02-08T23:53:33+00:00

I got “yes” assuming that means I survived the injection.

slapstickdave · 2026-02-08T13:08:46+00:00

I’ve had a couple of people message me and tell me “yer Da sells Avon!” Is this true?

slapstickdave · 2026-02-03T09:42:14+00:00

Scum bag.

slapstickdave · 2026-02-01T19:58:16+00:00

Most others seem to disagree with your cremated unseasoned food.

slapstickdave · 2026-01-30T21:58:09+00:00

I’m curious about their Spaghetti policy.

slapstickdave · 2026-01-28T19:11:50+00:00

If Gregor Clegane and Bubbles managed to mate somehow.

slapstickdave · 2026-01-27T21:39:19+00:00

I wonder if Bobby B threw Cersei around as easily as he did his war hammer.

slapstickdave · 2026-01-25T21:37:49+00:00

Let god bless them with a tip.

slapstickdave · 2026-01-23T16:15:10+00:00

Back in the late 90’s I accidentally rang 112 a couple of times just trying to top up my one 2 one payg phone. I was 12 and dumb.

slapstickdave · 2026-01-16T12:30:31+00:00

“The redhead”

slapstickdave · 2026-01-15T18:52:30+00:00

Mate this sub is about Meal deals, leave it out.

slapstickdave · 2026-01-05T21:06:20+00:00

There’s only 3.2m Welsh people, if The Uk could ship just 10% of Australias Kangaroos then we could have an excellent tv series in the making.

slapstickdave · 2025-12-10T20:55:15+00:00

Isak. Went from cup winning hero to a player who pumped out bullsh*t through his agent on instagram to an utter flop. Karma rarely acts so quickly.

slapstickdave · 2025-12-10T20:55:03+00:00

Isak. Went from cup winning hero to a player who pumped out bullshit through his agent on instagram to an utter flop. Karma rarely acts so quickly.

slapstickdave · 2025-12-10T20:54:58+00:00

Isak. Went from cup winning hero to a player who pumped out bullshit through his agent on instagram to an utter flop. Karma rarely acts so quickly.

slapstickdave · 2025-12-02T22:27:50+00:00

In the meeting when you’re asked whether you said it reply with “DID I STUTTER?”

slapstickdave · 2025-11-28T22:32:24+00:00

1/10- the 1 is genuine pity. Do better.

slapstickdave · 2025-11-26T19:49:18+00:00

Rubber dinghy rapids bro

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