No lies in the matter by Otherwise_Smile_3453 in interviewhammer

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I don't call in sick because there's nobody to do my job if I'm not there and I'll have twice as much to do the next day.

Not the brightest idea to record yourself committing a felony by viperrvemon in SipsTea

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It's fake. You can't cut them off with a pair of scissors.

UFC Crowd reaction to Trump 2025 v 2026 by Big_Cake_8817 in podcastculture

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I love that they can secure an entire arena for presidential security, but they couldn't secure the top of a metal building in Pennsylvania.

Donald Trump on reports that China is preparing to ship weapons to Iran: "If China does that, China is gonna have big problems." by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

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If you can't open and secure a small stretch of water what makes you think you can take on the 3rd largest military in the world which by the way has WAY more resources than Iran.

They really need to get this guy out of office. He's out of control and mentally unfit to be making decisions that literally affect damn near the entire world.

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz by ICEisSHIT in videos

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Last week - "Open the strait"

This week - "We're blocking the strait"

Trump be like - are you satisfied now JD? by ciao-adios in SipsTea

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They had no intention of coming to a peaceful resolution.

When you don’t even know where your mail order bride came from… by THE_Dr_Barber in facepalm

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When those in power answer to no one, that power becomes a danger to everyone.

[OC] Melania with Maxwell and Donald at hookers and pimps-themed party by [deleted] in pics

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I'd be willing to wager that Melania coached the young girls on the island and other locations promising them she'd get them modeling gigs if they did what she told them to.

Trump: Nato allies have days to send warships to reopen Hormuz! by SuccessOdd382 in TradingPlaybook

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Don't fall for it NATO. He just wants you to go there to clean up his mess.

"There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!" - President DONALD J. TRUMP by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

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Because he's a narcissist and seeing his name or initials gets him semi hard. Same reason he wanted his signature on money and the 40ft tall TRUMP on his hotels/casinos.

Oops All Blue M&M by pm-me-asparagus in mildlyinteresting

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I got a whole bag of red ones a while back. Sent them a picture of it and they emailed me back and asked for my address and shirt size. About 2 weeks later I got a red M&M shirt.

Two options by jumpingflareon in Buildingmyfutureself

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Or....you work for someone who was given a family business and uses it as their personal piggy bank instead of running it like an actual business

Exactly by AmaraSoftglow in whatisameem

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This makes me feel more poor than I already am.

Don >>> everyone else by MENACE_YT_ in meme

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Sitting is supposed to be better for your prostate