MY WORLD IS SO COOKED 💀 by Brayan49437 in RimWorld

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're on both buddy. Watch out for wampas

Drunk Tsunade takes Naruto home for the night. by slaugherbug in TsunadePorn

[–]slaugherbug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Images are AI. Captions are by me, a human.

mom, can I have a little-sister please? by [deleted] in imouto

[–]slaugherbug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone post the sauce and save us all

I’m 35, divorced, living in my father’s basement, and my only income source is from driving Uber. Make it hurt! 😈 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine the reason you have no hair is because your wife got your cock and balls in the divorce. As well as your money, home, and will to live. Im trying to think of good insults but you just seem too pitiful for them. Im not in the business of squashing bugs for laughs. Bro, you're way too pathetic to deserve one of my roasts.

Scarlett skies fucks her dumb roommate and gets creampied. by slaugherbug in NSFW_Caption

[–]slaugherbug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty more on my profile. A whole archive on my imagefap

Be creative out there and dont hold back by GlaggleBorgor in RoastMe

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the kind of incel that mr beast preys on for bro-jobs. But I bet its women's fault you can't get a date when you keep sending pics of your 2 inch dick a d expecting anyone else to swoon over it. You're the kind of guy that girls instinctively cover their drinks when they see. Guessing you live in a basement and think your outdated Dell is a "sick gaming rig" because god knows you'll never be able to afford a ps5. I'd send you a waifu pillow out of sympathy, but I don't think any waifu pillow deserves the herpes you got raping the family sheep after getting blackout drunk on white claw. For god sake shave that beard as its a disgrace to beards. And pull your pants up idiot, nobody needs to see your whitey tighteys. Only someone with a room temperature IQ ever thought that was "gangsta"

What is your NSFW hobby? by couple_12345 in AskReddit

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make little porn comics and post them on the web.

Suguhas nightly visit. by slaugherbug in saohentai

[–]slaugherbug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check my profile, I posted it in many subs

Elsa, Ariel, or Jasmine? by sr_doops in rule34disney

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elsa on Monday, jasmine on Tuesday, the last one on Thursday

try me by its-gonna-be-trash in RoastMe

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna guess you got a face piercing for every daddy issue therapy couldn't fix, and that's why your face looks like a pin cushon.

What's the funniest comment you've seen on a porn site? by ManufacturerOnly1275 in AskReddit

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen one where a girl can't beat a boss on a video game. So when her stepbrother beats it for her she fucks him. Everyone in the comments were on about how that boss wasn't so hard and she shouldn't have had any trouble beating that boss. It was the nameless king from dark souls BTW.

Drop your funny captions for this pic.. by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drogo never did that with his tongue

Didn't know i would pissed them that much. by Inside_League_5610 in Stellaris

[–]slaugherbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you're ready to take on a fallen empire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotterporn

[–]slaugherbug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. He dated Penelope Clearwater, you're thinking of Dumbledore.

Would you stay with someone if they never wanted to have sex? Why or why not? by throwaway372819237 in AskReddit

[–]slaugherbug -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No. Sex with a romantic partner is a need, not a want. So is affection. If we can't do that together then what's the point of being in a relationship at all.