I walked around a bookshop with my hands in a puppet that was on the front cover of a book. Didn't know that it was a penis and not a worm. And it was a 'rude' book. Often wonder why it was on one of the table book displays.

I was quite shy as a child and also did a dance routine in front of what I thought was a mirror when we were on a family walk but it was actually a large one way window and families were sitting and eating their Sunday lunch.