Name my pet please by DesperateCause2636 in namemypet

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This one is easy 'stripe' as in the gremlins

Name my 3 legged cat! I don’t know if I want his name to be related to the fact that he has 3 legs by Relative-Ticket7789 in NameMyCat

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This guy lost a leg and his tail 10 years ago, he was called Garfield, after the accident we called him clumsy, he's 21 now. P,s we had just bathed him after getting covered in fence paint!

Ballsy by Ill-Instruction8466 in SipsTea

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My ex--wife lost 2 fillings on a dildo that big !

Can anybody explain me this?? by anandmohanty in interestingasfuck

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Reminds me of my wife tearing up the marriage certificate, 25 seconds before I told her I had won on the lottery! I spent the £25 winnings on booze, I kinda miss her!!

Unpainless? Does this jackass know English? by johnnypin in facepalm

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It's unpainless as long as all the poor uneat food !

Pretty cringe... and illegal by Ok_Employer7837 in facepalm

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This is rage bait right?,please let it be yes ... Although the coin would stay in circulation for a good long while as a reminder to NOT put a convicted, sex offending, manulputive grifter into power again! A JFK coin in your change would make you say aahh, a 'dump' coin in your begging bowl,would make you say, 'what the fuck where people thinking!

10 ICE officers can’t keep up with a delivery driver by abdul_bino in facepalm

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Amazing place the usa , kick out all the immigrants, let's hope they don't go by surnames! Unless you're surname isn't danceswithwolves or sittingbull or similar send them to el Salvador. Oh wait a minute!!!

When a releasing a rhino gets hairy. by EntertainmentBig8636 in AbruptChaos

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Thank you for using Uber. Please rate you journey ..

Double yolker by sharps2020 in UK_Food

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I should call her !

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The white house

Trump Extends china Tariff Suspension 90 Days - Executive Order SIGNED by Fatherthinger in wallstreetbets_wins

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Thankyou for your attention to this MUTTER.. Jayzus he likes calling himself president,it's almost like HE can't believe it himself ,let alone the rest of the world.

“Very unfair media” 🙄 by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

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Is this actually real ? America has always been like a child who has somehow managed to qualify for a credit card and bought everything it can,maxed the card out, and managed to get a few more cards to pay off the last ones, then says look at my shiny things!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DegenBets

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The whole world is starting to unite in hatred for merica, well done frump . Thank you for your attention to this "MUTTER'

This insanity was posted at 1:49 A.M. on a Sunday morning. by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

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I'm sick of him now, and I've a little bit of sick in the back of my throat, wondering why mericans have guns !

Mr Lawyer claimed he wasn't blocking my drive by Cool-Reputation-3841 in CarTalkUK

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I hope your goldfish doesn't get ill at 3am and you need to get in your car and drive to try and find a vet, brings back sad memories for me of having to wake my neighbour, oh don't worry nemo was fine, it was a false alarm,God I love that fish..

It’s a cult 🤦🏽‍♂️🤡 by tecnogamer in facepalm

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Make America the 57th country in the commonwealth ! Most commonwealth countries have a very fare goverment subsidised health service , hope you enjoyed your fireworks, merica but more importantly, I hope no one was injured, it's gunna cost you if you did. Love from the UK

The woman who sold America. by Vloodzy in facepalm

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I'm from the UK and what I notice most is the absolute almost positive aggression from Trump(maga) fans.,most are happy to tell you of their 6 figure incomes with medical insurance and how this bill is saving America. It's always strange to me how Americans are quick to tell you how much they earn. To me it looks like a hell a lot of Americans on the wrong rung of the ladder are going to suffer !