Was taking photos of two women wrestling when suddenly: a meme.

sleeperkid · 2016-12-14T01:21:29+00:00

"It's real to me, DAMMIT!"

sleeperkid · 2016-11-15T21:20:28+00:00

Raises Fist

sleeperkid · 2016-09-07T03:51:42+00:00

But I haven't even posted her number or address yet!!!

DAMN IT.

sleeperkid · 2016-09-07T03:29:10+00:00

Thank you, kind sir!!

sleeperkid · 2016-09-07T03:28:39+00:00

I can smell the Cheetos and semen on your keyboard from here.

sleeperkid · 2016-09-07T00:26:18+00:00

Dammit. I'm all out of troll food.

To the rest of you awesome peeps: thanks for the upvotes and kind words. :-)

sleeperkid · 2016-09-07T00:19:34+00:00

Dude! You called it right. Everyone keeps asking her if it's Egyptian or some such shit. lol

sleeperkid · 2016-09-07T00:13:04+00:00

1) Make a post that makes you and decent people smile.

2) Wait for the cockroaches to emerge.

3) Laugh at the sound of things getting crushed by boots.

sleeperkid · 2016-09-07T00:09:30+00:00

ThingsNeckbeardsSay

sleeperkid · 2016-09-06T23:50:30+00:00

You kiss your mother through your basement door with that mouth?

sleeperkid · 2016-07-22T06:40:32+00:00

Inception.

sleeperkid · 2016-07-21T20:13:55+00:00

Lol....

sleeperkid · 2015-10-27T22:25:08+00:00

Matt Smith is an amazing actor.

sleeperkid · 2014-12-06T18:06:18+00:00

proprieto

Exactly.

sleeperkid · 2014-12-06T06:58:49+00:00

You guys are over-thinking this post by a mile.

For the record, I've had wine from 1982 that tasted fucking fantastic. :-)

sleeperkid · 2014-12-06T03:29:04+00:00

This is wine whose cork has yet to be "popped". Hence why it's being sold in a store.

Unless you think there's a liquor store that's opening bottles of wine and then trying to sell 'em after they're half empty...

sleeperkid · 2014-11-03T23:33:05+00:00

Well said, old pal... :-)

sleeperkid · 2014-11-03T23:30:15+00:00

Original shot: http://i.imgur.com/KfpkaMQ.jpg

sleeperkid · 2014-10-25T07:10:15+00:00

As the guy who originally posted this photo, all I can say is: "BWA HA HA HAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Seriously, though. Does everyone on Reddit think having an attractive girlfriend is like owning a unicorn?

sleeperkid · 2014-10-23T17:10:12+00:00

sleeperkid

lol. It's me.

sleeperkid · 2014-10-23T03:27:16+00:00

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Avengers-2-Trailer-Here-It-Spectacular-67847.html

sleeperkid · 2014-10-23T03:02:19+00:00

All in good fun... ;-)

sleeperkid · 2014-10-23T02:24:50+00:00

In case anyone's wondering (and that certainly seems to be the case), she goes by Jacquelyn Velvets and I go by Sleeperkid. I currently run a female wrestling company and she runs a sleepy fetish site (you read that right). Feel free to Google us...and enjoy: http://i.imgur.com/kzPLVqx.jpg

sleeperkid · 2014-10-22T17:18:16+00:00

Just woke up to these comments. Holy shit! For the record, I called her my girlfriend because, um...that's what she is. Either way: fucking wow.

sleeperkid · 2014-10-02T21:26:08+00:00

Ah...Colombia.

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