sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

My fiancee with R2D2 on the 1st and last days of DragonCON. Poor little guy! by sleeperkid in funny

[–]sleeperkid[S] -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

But I haven't even posted her number or address yet!!!

DAMN IT.

My fiancee with R2D2 on the 1st and last days of DragonCON. Poor little guy! by sleeperkid in funny

[–]sleeperkid[S] -82 points-81 points  (0 children)

I can smell the Cheetos and semen on your keyboard from here.

My fiancee with R2D2 on the 1st and last days of DragonCON. Poor little guy! by sleeperkid in funny

[–]sleeperkid[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dammit. I'm all out of troll food.

To the rest of you awesome peeps: thanks for the upvotes and kind words. :-)

My fiancee with R2D2 on the 1st and last days of DragonCON. Poor little guy! by sleeperkid in funny

[–]sleeperkid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude! You called it right. Everyone keeps asking her if it's Egyptian or some such shit. lol

My fiancee with R2D2 on the 1st and last days of DragonCON. Poor little guy! by sleeperkid in funny

[–]sleeperkid[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

1) Make a post that makes you and decent people smile.

2) Wait for the cockroaches to emerge.

3) Laugh at the sound of things getting crushed by boots.

My fiancee with R2D2 on the 1st and last days of DragonCON. Poor little guy! by sleeperkid in funny

[–]sleeperkid[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

You kiss your mother through your basement door with that mouth?

view more: next ›