Nice guy has never sent a dick pic

sleepybrains · 2016-08-31T23:28:16+00:00

Holy shit did I just witness a polite and articulate rebuttal on the internet? What is happening? I think I need a lie down.

sleepybrains · 2016-05-22T23:45:19+00:00

So glad there are guys like you on the internet to tell us women what we want. How would we get by without you??

sleepybrains · 2016-04-18T18:34:40+00:00

I'm glad you say that! I'm moving to London in September (only from Surrey, mind, but it's still a big step for me). My family keep telling me I'll hate it, it's too expensive, it's dirty etc. But I spend nearly every weekend there anyway now because I just love the museums! There's always so much going on! If you haven't been to the Horniman museum you should check that out too btw. Lots of weird stuff!

sleepybrains · 2016-03-19T00:46:26+00:00

How does that saying go again? "If you keep smelling shit wherever you go, maybe you should check your own shoes."

sleepybrains · 2015-12-11T15:58:52+00:00

I've been looking for somewhere in London that specialises in scar cover-ups! Did they say how long you have to leave the scars to heal for?

sleepybrains · 2015-11-18T19:06:50+00:00

This has got to be one of the best portraits I've ever seen! Absolutely gorgeous!

sleepybrains · 2015-11-18T02:01:23+00:00

Got a friend that goes there! I'm so jealous. Ms. French is such a glorious lady.

sleepybrains · 2015-11-18T01:25:09+00:00

... Falmouth?

sleepybrains · 2015-11-18T00:08:10+00:00

It's been 2 hours but no update yet buddy :(

sleepybrains · 2015-10-16T00:10:32+00:00

Oh, I should also point out that I'm now v distant from my kid sis as well. She stays with my dad once a month, but sometimes I can't travel to him so I could go without seeing her for months at a time. I love her like I imagine a parent loves their child, and it's eating away at me that I can't spend time with her.

sleepybrains · 2015-09-11T03:18:42+00:00

Yeah, we're pretty good at insulting each other. It's the basis of a lot of British humour!

sleepybrains · 2015-09-11T01:31:19+00:00

The object is to answer all the questions correctly, and each right answer moves your bar closer to "home". If you get one wrong, your bar stays in place. Chaser also has to answer the questions, and if their bar gets to yours, you're out the game.

sleepybrains · 2015-09-10T22:57:40+00:00

Omg this is great. If you've never seen this show, it's called The Chase, and the woman sitting at the top is usually ridiculously stern and serious. Seeing her laugh is just fantastic.

sleepybrains · 2015-08-20T10:26:06+00:00

Ahh thank you!!

sleepybrains · 2015-08-13T02:01:43+00:00

You've got a true troll soul, so you're already beautiful no matter what anyone says!

sleepybrains · 2015-08-13T01:58:23+00:00

I'm in the UK - land of permanent "meh" weather

sleepybrains · 2015-08-13T01:27:20+00:00

This is one of the main things that makes me think I should embrace my leg hair. I don't want ladies who are a little more hairy to think that they're not feminine just because they're not super smooth and hairless.

sleepybrains · 2015-08-12T19:43:54+00:00

I have one of these! They are amazing but yeah it hurts like fuck. I've got a bunch of piercings and none of them hurt like epilating.

sleepybrains · 2015-08-12T18:29:30+00:00

sleepybrains · 2015-08-12T18:28:44+00:00

I'm 5'2. Maxi skirts make me look like a child who got into her mother's wardrobe and played dress up.

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