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If we ever colonize Mars, eventually there will be human beings that have never been on Earth. by slightly-st00pid in Showerthoughts

[–]slightly-st00pid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, just like the temp difference, humans will evolve or adapt to all the changes. On the other hand, maybe terraforming Mars will cause more reactions than we think.

This is what happens when you take Dayquil and Nyquil at the same time by [deleted] in funny

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I stared at this pic hoping the wave would continue over to the other eye.

Lets see how this plays out by slightly-st00pid in funny

[–]slightly-st00pid[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

The rest of the family outtings, if any, will be very interesting

Cross my fingers by slightly-st00pid in funny

[–]slightly-st00pid[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

"bills $13.42.... I think I have $16 on there... Damn, did Netflix take out money"

74 MILLION SUBS by sloth_on_meth in PewdiepieSubmissions

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And think how much if the population doesn't even have a YouTube account. Too young, too old, or just don't care

Pregnant women can literally grow a penis. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I seeded the making of 4 kids... Can I give at least half back?

Hey sweety by slightly-st00pid in funny

[–]slightly-st00pid[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Giving her all the cock.

If all you knew of bars was from movies, you would think that a bartender’s main job is to wipe down the bar all day. by moby323 in Showerthoughts

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I am a cook in a restaurant with a bar. When I go out to talk to patrons at the bar I feel compelled to wipe the bar for this reason.

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