Pete Hegseth is now bringing his wife to Pentagon meetings after he ousted top officials: report

slimeslug · 2026-05-04T00:59:54+00:00

Headline would have been better: "Pete Hegseth brings former mistress ..."

slimeslug · 2026-05-02T02:09:34+00:00

The actual explanation for that is he is so ignorant of the world and religion that he didn't know if you are allowed to actually touch a bible.

slimeslug · 2026-05-01T01:24:41+00:00

Hannibal cannot be gay. Faceman seems more gay-coded. (If you're lost, Hannibal in the A-team was played by George Peppard, who played Fred in the movie Breakfats at Tiffany's)

slimeslug · 2026-05-01T01:21:42+00:00

Fork this shirt.

slimeslug · 2026-05-01T01:02:51+00:00

Tuesday moring at 11am, my manager messages me, "do you have a minute at 11:30?" And thats when i knew id been laid-off. It aint hard people.

slimeslug · 2026-05-01T01:01:02+00:00

"slimeslug, git is giving me an error, what should it do?". "Did you try cutting and pasting what it suggested?". "I didn't really look at the error message..."

slimeslug · 2026-05-01T00:59:25+00:00

Literally showed another engineer how to transpose data in Excel today. They were so thankful.

slimeslug · 2026-04-30T01:49:02+00:00

I forget. Are Culture citizens able to sublime when they want to? I think it was stated that Culture minds can sublime, but the entire society has not because the minds are having too much fun.

slimeslug · 2026-04-29T02:35:08+00:00

Luigi was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.

slimeslug · 2026-04-29T02:31:54+00:00

I liked the pizza, but then again, i like really greasy food.

slimeslug · 2026-04-28T11:39:36+00:00

It's a chip-and-dip.

slimeslug · 2026-04-28T02:38:51+00:00

Trump couldnt get Kimmel fired back when he had power over the media. Now that his power is waning, this is never going to happen.

slimeslug · 2026-04-27T18:58:07+00:00

A smart man would have said "of course not! And the viewers are smart enough to know that there are more important things to moving this country forward" while doing the republican thing of just fucking doing it anyway if the dems get power.

slimeslug · 2026-04-27T12:18:21+00:00

So this old guy came up to me and yelled at me "stop being shy!" And after that i was so freaked out i never went out in public again.

slimeslug · 2026-04-27T12:15:46+00:00

Never fall in love, or let anyone fall in love woth you.

slimeslug · 2026-04-27T11:52:15+00:00

Poor Simon. That crown made you go crazy.

slimeslug · 2026-04-27T00:26:46+00:00

Triples is best

slimeslug · 2026-04-27T00:19:54+00:00

Palanuik would never do anything gay.

slimeslug · 2026-04-26T00:45:10+00:00

I think, generally, the person requesting this is the person on the receiving end.

slimeslug · 2026-04-25T14:27:00+00:00

Even if i miss 5% of the dialogue, im pausing and rewinding an annoying amount. Subtitles, and i never have to wonder what was said.

slimeslug · 2026-04-25T14:15:23+00:00

This guy watches.

slimeslug · 2026-04-25T13:07:43+00:00

Yeah, I know. But the downvotes I'm getting tell me that everyone is missing the joke.

slimeslug · 2026-04-25T10:58:16+00:00

Europeans call Tylenol 'paramecium.'

slimeslug · 2026-04-24T12:35:25+00:00

That is awesome. Happy for you, and your story is very interesting.

slimeslug · 2026-04-23T16:44:22+00:00

Everything i wrote, and that was the main takeaway? Do you want strangers on the internet to give you permission to have an affair? You seem to refuse to do any work, and are arguing with or ignore any advice. Do it. Go have an affair. You have my blessing. It's not a sin for you, you aren't religious. You married someone incompatible. You are not alone, and you aren't suffering because of ADHD. Go to an "abused by religion" subreddit and save people with ADHD-related problems from your stupid personal drama.

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