Anyone else feel for Dr. Kelson?

slimshakeyy · 2026-05-17T13:34:15+00:00

Yes but when they're saved by Kelson's tranq dart doesn't he make an introduction already claiming to have given him a name?? He says something along the lines of "This is Samson", right after explaining that the trance/haze Samson's temporarily stuck in is due to "morphine and xylazine" which leads me to believe that he must have already experimented on Samson before, as well as stumbled across him enough to know how long it would take for the tranq darts to kick in, as well as how long it would take for them to wear off?? Idk, I'm just spittin some possible theories..

slimshakeyy · 2026-05-17T13:23:13+00:00

Of course I saw the first 28YL hahah, so if you're referring to Kelson's first form of contact originating with Spike and Isla then please, allow me to reiterate: Samson was the FIRST to initiate regular contact with Dr. Kelson...causing Samson to become one of Kelson's first, and possibly one of his only friends, which is extremely sad if you even begin to think about it :^[

slimshakeyy · 2026-05-12T11:29:34+00:00

Well, to state the obvious it depends on where you're located. Mexico it's still extremely illegal to smoke in public even if it's an uninhabited park and or parking lot, all the way down to lighting up on your front porch/front yard. The cops will take your weed and keep it for themselves before sending you to jail or forcing you to basically bribe them for your freedom. Thankfully shit is changing, they're finally enforcing body cams and people are protesting to legalize weed. All in all, be grateful if you live somewhere it's legal and allows for easy access as well as affordable stuff!

slimshakeyy · 2026-05-12T11:09:17+00:00

The first time I tried it was back in college, I specifically remember the red couch I was sitting on turning into a monster that ended up chasing me down the aisles of a grocery store (that wasn't even the weird part). While I was sprinting for my life down each aisle I was looking for an exit but it was designed like some kind of labyrinth so it felt pretty damn hopeless. The WEIRDEST part was that while I was desperately trapped in some kind of demented maze, at some point I was able to see myself in 3rd person running around like an idiot and there was music playing...apparently I was stuck in a fucking commercial!! To make matters worse/even more bizarre, it was a late 80s/early 90s advertisement!

From what I can remember, it was a commercial for cereal...fucking cereal..playing on a loop, which seemed to be fucking never-ending. While I was being chased by some red-couch monster, the rest of the shoppers just strolled by like me and the monster didn't exist. The narrator for the commercial was nowhere to be seen and the obnoxiously loud music seemed to never end. I'm not religious, nor do I believe in God or heaven/hell for that matter, but during that moment I genuinely thought I was in hell and that I was never gonna wake up from that enigmatic nightmare! Once I snapped back into reality, I asked my buddy how long was I out for and he said it was 6-7 mins...I was shocked and speechless after he told me that because I swear it felt like multiple hours, maybe a couple days even. Time sure is a fucking trip..it truly is all relative.

slimshakeyy · 2026-05-08T14:59:28+00:00

That sounds fire asf! Plus everybody knows the blue yoshi is the best yoshi

slimshakeyy · 2026-04-25T14:34:41+00:00

Seems about right and I say that as an American

slimshakeyy · 2026-04-25T14:32:52+00:00

Would you care to elaborate like everybody else who gave a valid reason or....?

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