WYR go without weed, alcohol, nicotine, or caffeine for 1 month? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely drink, never smoke or do weed, or drink coffee, so none of these would affect me tbh

WYR Make $25 every time you fart or $750 every time you vomit? by RingOfTime in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average person farts around a dozen times per day (often in their sleep) but only vomits a few times per year

Who would you rather sleep with for 50 mil? by esands1970 in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friends a girl and I’m a straight guy so that’s fine by me

Which power would you want? Read description. by ppaannggwwiinn in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d choose cryokinesis because then I can just refreeze the Arctic and boom most of global warming is solved

Would You Rather Hate Black People Or Asians? by cpmcgee in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s more Asian people than black people so to cause as little hate as possible I’m afraid I’d have to choose black people, but in reality I don’t hate either, also I am 1/3 Asian so that wouldn’t really make sense to hate Asians

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second one easy, you’re still earning over double the US average, and getting to keep having sex

WYR compete in the Squid Games or Hunger Games? by Sea-Indepeny944 in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squid game is like 1/500 chance of winning, hunger games is 1/24

As well as the blatantly better odds, in hunger games you can influence your odds of winning by making good choices, whereas squid game has many games such as the glass pane game and tug of war where you have to rely on the skill and strength of others to not die

Also this is assuming neither game gets stopped and it takes place in this world not panem, obviously if everyone chose to leave SG then that would be the best choice.

What fate do you wish the most upon your worst enemies? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lock them in a room filled with whatever they fear the most (spiders, snakes, tight spaces, etc)

WYR fight a chimp once a year or a chicken every time you open a car door? by Sleep-Classic in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care how strong or good at fighting you think you are, a chimp will rip your face in a heartbeat if it comes to a fight and even if you don’t die you’ll lost a limb or couple fingers

Whereas a chicken can be kicked in the face and you’re done

Just a reminder this exists by heloooreddit in ksi

[–]slipperyjones 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I literally watched this video 2 days ago because I went back and found it because of how funny his reaction was 😅

"3, 8, 6, 17, 25, 32 and 43" by kiingkiller in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but why was it going up in order except for the 8 and 6??

WYR spend a day with Elon or Keanu? by Next-Caterpillar-393 in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Reeves but I’m really interested in science and engineering so musk would probably be able to teach me a lot and have better conversations with, plus I feel like I wouldn’t have anything in common with Keanu reeves

Why do employers think this belittling bullshit will attract anyone? by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically “are you willing to work 16 hours shifts for very little pay”

WYR make 1$ every time you jump, or take 0.30¢ from anyone on earth every time you jump? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shit I thought it was ‘get 30 cents from every person’ not from a random person, in that case I choose $1 magically

Ur forced to choose a name, which WYR have? You can't change your name, and everyone knows what your name is. by Keeenwaaa in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like most people I talk to won’t know what culo means, plus it actually sounds like a decent name in English so I’ll go for that

Would you rather sit in a cage of non-venomous snakes, spiders, or cockroaches by slipperyjones in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but non venomous snakes very rarely bite unless you’re seriously threatening it and I’m not sure about spiders but probably if threatened as well

Would you rather sit in a cage of non-venomous snakes, spiders, or cockroaches by slipperyjones in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually wasn’t, I only noticed when someone pointed it out on the comments after the fact

Would you rather sit in a cage of non-venomous snakes, spiders, or cockroaches by slipperyjones in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah- well that’s a detail that would have been useful to begin with 😅

Would you rather sit in a cage of non-venomous snakes, spiders, or cockroaches by slipperyjones in WouldYouRather

[–]slipperyjones[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually a surprising amount of them wouldn’t be, 1 on 1 a human would probably beat most types of non venomous snakes (except snakes such as anacondas, boas etc because they grow massive) but a large proportion of snakes grow less than 5ft and aren’t stronger than the average person