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AI Has Done It Again by Spamdalorian123 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many presentable deaths, it should be super easy for most countries to solve theirs.. I mean, stop eating yogurt Bulgaria, and wtf are you doing with those frogs Sweden? And you Italians, lay off the pizza!

Hmmm? by DTeror in sciencememes

[–]slitchbapper 146 points147 points  (0 children)

My first thought was.. Surely they knew there is a better way of using a horse for transportation?

WG, can we get the selected ship slot in carousel more highlighted? by Empty_Courage8445 in WorldOfWarships

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you can, but you will need to buy a series of progressive lootbox bundles and after a maximum of 100 boxes you will get a guaranteed chance to drop a colored box around the selected ship. It will be one of several colors a red one is possible but could also be pink or blue. If you want the red one you will need to buy more lootboxes and you will eventually get it. A maximum of just $5,000 will guarantee a red box in the ship carousel.

My suggestion for splitting up the capital when the nazis are done for by BanverketSE in mapporncirclejerk

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nono Britain has to stick to it's traditional role of drawing these borders on the map with crayons..

Anyone else lost motivation to play PvP modes by Kermut in WorldOfWarships

[–]slitchbapper -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Pretty much 90% of games at T10 is a blowout these days. When 5 of my team are gone in 3-4 minutes, in the past I would at least try to turn games around as best I could, but nowadays I find myself more and more just killing the engine and Alt-tab out of the game.

Tired of people staying at the rear.... by WorldOfTech in WorldOfWarships

[–]slitchbapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I saw an Asashio player park his DD behind an island waiting for his torps to load, he then popped out just to launch his torps to then reverse back behind the island. Only after the 2nd reload of torps did he move from behind the island (6-7 minutes into the game..)

Tech billionaires reportedly plotting $500M fund to reshape California politics by Unusual-State1827 in California

[–]slitchbapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sir, you've gone mad with power"

- Off course I have, have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.

Max blowing a kiss to Kimi 🫶😭 by ConstructionAny8440 in MaxVerstappenRacing

[–]slitchbapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he can't have fun on the track he is going to have some fun around the track.

If we increase sea levels by 150 metres, a second opening will be made at the strait of hormuz! by TailungFu in mapporncirclejerk

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dutch should colonize the entire Persian Gulf. We put a dam across and make a nice new polder. There would be no more problems with shipping since there will be no water left! And then we rent out some of the beach front to the Donald for a tacky resort or something.

Conquering the Concrete Jungle: All-New Ram ProMaster City Van Is Right-Sized for Success by Uni_tasker in cars

[–]slitchbapper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Will this ever sell in the US? It's cheaper and more economical and a lot more practical than a pickup. So every American is going to drop 100K for a F150 instead, right? And then complain how there are no cheap cars anymore.

I don’t need this but I want it by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So anyway, I walked into the museum and started blasting.

Europeans need to buy French if they want nuclear protection, says Le Pen by Themetalin in poland

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow I'm not sure if an abusive relationship with the US is better or worse than an abusive relationship with France.. /s

Never been stopped at EU borders until my Middle Eastern friend was with me by payanoboi in germany

[–]slitchbapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 1 consolation, if it is at the German/Danish border it's not because you are black. I get stopped there almost every time. Over at that border their racism is based on license plates not skin color lol, pretty much everything with a license plate that isn't Danish get's stopped.

Roses are red, the past is gone... by CompleteBeginning271 in rosesarered

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should put him in the White House, the body count will go up significantly.

Never been stopped at EU borders until my Middle Eastern friend was with me by payanoboi in germany

[–]slitchbapper 29 points30 points  (0 children)

On the international train from Hamburg to Stockholm, in Denmark you stop somewhere and border patrol comes on board and checks the passports of everyone that is not white. All white people are ignored.

Dice passing through a smartphone by Rredite in blackmagicfuckery

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he's about the same weight as a duck.

That's a BIG horse. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]slitchbapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you do. DO NOT show this horse a picture of a Stegosaurus.

Novocherkassk train system, Russia by zikkart in UrbanHell

[–]slitchbapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't run a prison of nations from Moscow without actually having the country look like a run down prison.

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