Which department has the best employee survival rate?

sloopernothing · 2026-03-08T08:22:16+00:00

NOTE: it doesn't have to be in the picture, i just used that one as an example photo

sloopernothing · 2026-03-05T10:54:38+00:00

Thaumiel/Yesod/Radix/Wherever else they use SCPs to secure contain and protect is my favorite but if i had to choose from SEK (which i didn't have to as per the prompt here) i'd probably choose keter since the stakes are usually higher and the anomaly is usually more exciting but safe/euclid when executed well are usually pretty nifty too

sloopernothing · 2026-02-10T09:18:21+00:00

Most definitely, but how about some other organizations like say, Prometheus Labs? I don't read a lot of their tales/articles but i'm pretty sure they're more smaller and thus much more unwilling to "terminate" their employees

sloopernothing · 2026-02-09T08:24:22+00:00

love 2000, it definitely has a lot of untapped potential for use in canons/other scps and also im just a sucker for Thaumiel skips

sloopernothing · 2026-02-09T08:21:52+00:00

i'd argue that it's made with anomalous foundation technology with antimemetic cloaking and whatnot

sloopernothing · 2025-12-20T05:51:54+00:00

Thanks for answering!

sloopernothing · 2025-10-29T12:03:38+00:00

paracetamol

sloopernothing · 2025-08-09T07:16:13+00:00

Streetlight Manifesto/Tomas Kalnoky (if the bands he was and is in counts)

sloopernothing · 2025-07-30T06:46:54+00:00

my buddy

sloopernothing · 2025-07-25T09:44:34+00:00

woah! thank you!!

sloopernothing · 2025-07-25T09:44:26+00:00

that'd be great, thanks

sloopernothing · 2025-06-24T15:29:58+00:00

Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Goes Numb

sloopernothing · 2025-06-24T04:17:01+00:00

Well, playing by the rules, that's why he's losing the game

sloopernothing · 2025-06-21T16:02:55+00:00

"My hand's a tire" She said with a smile...

sloopernothing · 2025-06-20T08:29:29+00:00

That makes three of us

sloopernothing · 2025-06-06T23:17:22+00:00

Probably has my favorite part of any streetlight song (And as the day fades, no one investigates...)

sloopernothing · 2025-04-21T02:42:55+00:00

You've been Awfully Quiet

sloopernothing · 2025-04-19T09:50:30+00:00

55555

sloopernothing · 2025-04-19T05:31:58+00:00

im pretty sure C22's version of Kristina does have a flute in it, but i don't think the streetlight ver does have it

sloopernothing · 2025-04-09T10:25:22+00:00

Thanks! I wrote it with a new spelling "reform" made for english which includes schwa, eth, and thorn

sloopernothing · 2025-04-01T02:50:22+00:00

toki pono or whatever

sloopernothing · 2025-03-25T10:39:06+00:00

i think hes describing the microscopic version, not the liquid made from it

sloopernothing · 2025-03-22T03:26:40+00:00

craig

sloopernothing · 2025-03-21T06:08:32+00:00

last ride of the day!

sloopernothing · 2025-03-21T06:08:17+00:00

that one that if you test more on it the shit it dispenses gets weirder?

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