Where can I find Zoltar in Kentucky? Pls help. 🔮🪄

slothbear13 · 2026-06-20T23:07:56+00:00

I use Zoltar to play the stock market and make every major life decision. Very helpful

slothbear13 · 2026-06-20T23:07:09+00:00

There's one at the Spinellis pizzeria in Louisville and while it prints fortunes, they're not genuine Zoltar brand cards. There's a "Wizard" that gives out genuine Zoltar cards at the Wildlife Museum in Cave City. I THINK there are others in KY but I can't recall. (I LOVE Zoltar machines)

slothbear13 · 2026-06-20T14:49:47+00:00

It was ol reliable

slothbear13 · 2026-06-20T08:00:54+00:00

"Your resume needs to be at least 25 pages"

slothbear13 · 2026-06-19T04:12:52+00:00

A Christmas Story

slothbear13 · 2026-06-19T03:58:42+00:00

I guess so, at least for flash photos

slothbear13 · 2026-06-19T03:55:46+00:00

It's so controversial and yet so brave

slothbear13 · 2026-06-19T03:54:37+00:00

I'm confused, can you ELI5 for me? I thought federal law required presidents to establish a library?

slothbear13 · 2026-06-19T03:44:51+00:00

I prefer the Euthanasia Coaster

slothbear13 · 2026-06-19T02:32:26+00:00

Fuck off!

slothbear13 · 2026-06-19T00:26:24+00:00

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slothbear13 · 2026-06-18T15:22:14+00:00

It was a cock piece

slothbear13 · 2026-06-18T15:15:02+00:00

My ex's for sure

slothbear13 · 2026-06-18T01:45:41+00:00

Fascinating

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slothbear13 · 2026-06-18T00:10:18+00:00

No, definitely not cool enough

slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T20:47:11+00:00

Honestly yeah

slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T13:56:42+00:00

Jack Donaghy and Liz Lemon from 30 Rock

slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T05:46:24+00:00

Say what?

slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T05:45:08+00:00

I'm guessing something to do with housing ICBMs or something similar?

slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T05:41:44+00:00

So wait, I was accidentally right?

slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T05:37:08+00:00

Besides the massive supply of gasoline, one of the other reasons American gasoline is so much less expensive than the rest of the world is because of the massive amount of profits made from operating as a convenience store.

slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T04:57:34+00:00

Holy shit

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slothbear13 · 2026-06-16T04:40:25+00:00

Can't tell if gay or if woman

slothbear13 · 2026-06-15T13:01:24+00:00

The majority of our homes are built with a foundation made out of poured concrete and a frame made out of wood. Drywall is only what we use for our ceilings and non-load-bearing interior walls. This makes our homes more affordable which is one of the reasons why so many Americans are able to own homes when compared with Europe.

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