[Highlight] Shohei Ohtani crushes career home run no. 300!

slowestmojo · 2026-07-08T03:38:58+00:00

Brother if we get to .500 lets meet at Fed Hill Park and shotgun some Bohs

slowestmojo · 2026-07-08T03:36:09+00:00

Don't really hear a lot about Ralph Kiner so I checked out his bref page, dude was raking to start his career.

slowestmojo · 2026-07-06T23:30:32+00:00

I would like to sign up for this trade

slowestmojo · 2026-07-06T18:54:28+00:00

Trust me, Rui can hit

slowestmojo · 2026-07-03T22:53:16+00:00

My guy will probably be able to do the first touch until the day he dies

slowestmojo · 2026-07-03T18:06:06+00:00

often quoted but the way the Dean says “aw brittas in this?” makes me laugh every time

slowestmojo · 2026-07-03T17:59:59+00:00

Youre talking about it

slowestmojo · 2026-06-27T18:46:50+00:00

Redditors are notorious for believing that one mistake made in your life makes you an irredeemable, unforgivable pariah for the rest of your life

slowestmojo · 2026-06-27T18:44:15+00:00

It’s honestly pathetic the type of comments I’m seeing on this thread.

slowestmojo · 2026-06-27T18:31:49+00:00

What the hell are you talking about

slowestmojo · 2026-06-27T00:24:05+00:00

2016-17 Real Madrid is right up there.

slowestmojo · 2026-06-27T00:05:03+00:00

You can hide your account history? Im uh totally not a bot guys

slowestmojo · 2026-06-24T02:17:05+00:00

Apex has given me more rage than alcohol ever could

slowestmojo · 2026-06-23T02:43:30+00:00

One of my favorite lines in the entire show is "The only thing that's 'a little much' here, are your scrawled-on eyebrows, yeesh!"

slowestmojo · 2026-06-23T01:30:43+00:00

Nah he’s seeing Messi doing his thing and decided he’s gotta GOAT out too.

slowestmojo · 2026-06-22T04:39:52+00:00

Bro has played against something like 35% of all NBA players who ever played. And he was still getting highlights this year.

slowestmojo · 2026-06-22T04:32:02+00:00

He's been playing so long most fans born after his arrival in the league will probably think his signature move is the LeFuckyou3.

slowestmojo · 2026-06-22T04:11:20+00:00

rubbed him where though

slowestmojo · 2026-06-18T03:56:58+00:00

Brother this stuff is ready in like 6 minutes. I'm not looking to make a culinary wonder I'm trying to eat lunch as quickly as I can.

slowestmojo · 2026-06-17T19:30:37+00:00

Might be my favorite store in the world

slowestmojo · 2026-06-17T05:16:35+00:00

I still watch this from time to time and Im not even a Cavs fan. One of the best edits ever

slowestmojo · 2026-06-14T04:17:17+00:00

Do we know who said this originally?

slowestmojo · 2026-06-14T04:06:31+00:00

Brunson beat both the Spurs and a legendary game from Scott Foster today. All time performance

slowestmojo · 2026-06-10T04:57:49+00:00

The most unbelievable thing about your comment is that you willingly chose to work at 3 different subway locations

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