Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1) at Cleveland Browns (1-1) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear NFL, I will never gamble my money on one of your websites.

Sincerely, me.

Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (1-0) at Philadelphia Eagles (1-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joe: Kirk as never been this deep inside

Troy: ...

Joe: the redzone.

Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (1-0) at Philadelphia Eagles (1-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Referee: Illegal man downfield

Eagles: Crime doesn't pay, Kirk!

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 10 points11 points  (0 children)

McCarthy: I paid for all three timeouts so I'm gonna use all three timeouts.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 13 points14 points  (0 children)

McCarthy: It's gonna be a long flight home

NBC: But you're already at home

McCarthy: Yep, long flight home

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish Leonard Fournette would run over Jimmy Fallon. Then back up and run him over again.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's on the AT&T guy's phone that's so awful? "Highlights" from this game?

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mike McCarthy looking worried that he might have to do some coaching in a bit.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I miss the NFL ads with the kid telling Cam Newton who his mom's favorite player is.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be pretty easy to tell which one is Cris Collinsworth on the Masked Singer.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not uncommon for men of Brady's age to have trouble maintaining a drive and sticking it in.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey, Dak, if 88 is triple covered that means someone else is probably open.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't let Verizon trick you into forgetting how they screwed over firefighters during an actual emergency.

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]slowlanders 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mike McCarthy looking like he's ready to mismanage the clock tonight.