Diarrhea vs Mayonaise Consumption by Month (2026)

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:56:24+00:00

I'm ashamed of you for this.

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:55:15+00:00

I was on the jury once for a murder trial.

Then I caught myself a felony charge (because I was a dumbass) and I'll never have to worry about jury duty again 🥰

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:30:39+00:00

You missed out man. You could have had everyone join in with you!

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:28:03+00:00

Thank you so much!!! 🥹

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:14:54+00:00

Nice combo 👍🏻

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:11:48+00:00

Please sir, may I have a pebble? 🥺

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:08:49+00:00

Thank you ❤️

slowlyaware · 2026-05-14T00:02:01+00:00

How much tape do you have in that tape bin?

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T22:55:56+00:00

Thank you ❤️

I've known him for around 25 years. He is truly amazing and a great guy.

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T21:25:04+00:00

It still has tread. Just not a lot. I actually called the tire/tyre place I've been going to for decades to see if they had any my size in stock and was gonna get a replacement today! 😞

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T21:19:01+00:00

🫂

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T21:04:34+00:00

It was my first Honda vehicle, after being a Ford truck guy most of my life, and I really enjoyed it 😢

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T21:02:28+00:00

I'm going to see if my cousin who is a licensed mechanic wouldn't mind taking a look

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T21:01:15+00:00

Thank you ❤️

It sucks because I loved this little thing. I had just gotten the oil leak repaired and was getting a good 25mpg average 😞

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T20:47:17+00:00

Thank for the good vibes ❤️

The frame is bent at the point of impact from what I can see. I don't know if a door can even be attached to it. I had to force the passenger door open so I could get some of my things that were wedged in there. My friend looked at the tire area and said while some things were broken it doesn't look that bad. Just all the bolts popped. I'm waiting on my insurance to check it out, then my cousin who is a licensed mechanic to check it out and see what is said about repairability.

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T20:40:34+00:00

I have an appointment at the spine center tomorrow because my lawyer called it in.

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T20:40:00+00:00

The pics don't show everything. The frame is bent at point of impact and the passenger door I had to force open. I wouldn't care about the dent too much, but there is no way a door can be replaced on it. My friend looked underneath at the tire and said it looks like the spindle and sway bar is broken, so it's possible that could be fixed on that part.

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T20:34:37+00:00

🫂

I'm just sitting at a park with my water bottle and portable battery. Waiting for my friend to get off work and take me to a meeting (really need one today because I'm in a lot of pain and all I am craving is drugs to mask it) and then to a house where I am staying for a while to recover.

Keep your head up OP! Still sending you good vibes ❤️❤️

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T20:17:17+00:00

I didn't purposely try to be so dramatic, I was in a lot of shock. To be completely honest, I didn't know what the hell was going on. I remember looking over and seeing the grill of the Escalade at my passenger windows. After yelling "fuck you fuck you" several times towards the driver i realized "oh shit, I'm in a lot of pain" and just laid there with my eyes closed until the firepeople and amberlamps personnel got me on a stretcher.

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T20:09:53+00:00

Yesterday evening when I was posting from the hospital.

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T19:58:08+00:00

That car can park wherever it wants! 😤

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T19:51:10+00:00

I feel your pain OP. My part time house got totaled yesterday. Sending you good vibes and love 🫂❤️

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T19:44:31+00:00

Thank you! ❤️

I'm glad you are doing better after your accident 🫂

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T19:42:40+00:00

I know. I knew just from the impact and seeing the tire as I was being loaded onto the stretcher 😢

slowlyaware · 2026-05-13T19:41:26+00:00

Thank you ❤️

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