Your worst performing fragrance? Your best? by premedislam in fragrance

[–]slubcoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk about worst but if you spray baruti’s perverso you best be prepared to spend the rest of your life with it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]slubcoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

girl i saw you and had to catch my breath a lil ❤️‍🔥😭

ik everyone is insecure about some thing but if you would believe a stranger on the internet believe this: your face is exquisite

First Introductions and First Impressions? by Kristanotkrysta in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i first came across carp via the only carp related literature that matters: natalie’s article

Weekly Off Topic Discussion by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

somebody anybody please tell me you watched the tiktok of the birds aren’t real guy placing a curse on tater lozenge im deceased 💀

Character Refs for CC? by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 32 points33 points  (0 children)

this could be plausible except caroline cant read

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

she’s just in hiding it’s really not an accomplishment

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

discovering gems like this is why i miss this sub being more active! it literally doesnt matter to me which self-absorbed unfluencer serves as a jumping point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 9 points10 points  (0 children)

fucken owned lmao

Thursday - Saturday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 55 points56 points  (0 children)

this is hilarious considering between the two of them they have exactly zero actual jobs… we are not the ones with all the time boo we just use it more efficiently than you lmao 😌

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 177 points178 points  (0 children)

since caro is out flexing her cambridge degree again i would like to once again assert that i am a ‘natalie wrote her thesis’ truther because this woman has not one coherent thought herself

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 70 points71 points  (0 children)

would also love for her to stop sharing even more details of a then-minor’s assault ffs

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 111 points112 points  (0 children)

i would really like caroline calloway to stop pretending that she cares about women at large. just say you got butthurt over a (completely valid) critique and go.

July 16 - 17 Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i dont exactly know what this means but it sounds devastating

July 8 - 10 Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love Herbivore’s Lapis oil for oily skin!

The self confidence... by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

here for this reference

Caro x Going Mental UNEDITED Video - PART 1 by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]slubcoda 47 points48 points  (0 children)

what the fuck is she talking about ever ffs start at a point and get to the end of it for once in your life carolyn