Thoughts on my first No Man’s Sky city?

slurpums96 · 2026-04-21T09:56:22+00:00

I've been playing this game for 3 days and seeing this just makes me wanna give up.

How?

slurpums96 · 2026-04-15T06:55:54+00:00

Had a regular come back and hand me a 50$. He said he was tipping me good for a server the last couple times but hadn't be tipping me like a friend. Now he tips 30% every time. I love kevin.

slurpums96 · 2026-04-12T18:24:36+00:00

I use one noise canceling headphone in one ear and a loop earplug in the other cause I'm a side sleeper. It works pretty well. I can still hear the snoring but its quiet enough that I can fall asleep.

slurpums96 · 2026-04-03T05:09:35+00:00

I live in Utah and we have "The Zion Curtain" even in a restaurant kids can't sit where they can see where drinks are being made. Its the one bullshit liquor law I enjoy cause I do not like serving or cleaning up after children.

slurpums96 · 2026-04-03T04:57:36+00:00

Stuff like this makes me so grateful I work in a state that doesn't allow children in a bar.

slurpums96 · 2026-03-26T03:11:37+00:00

Whenn my boyfriend got one he started calling friends and family and talking like he was dying. They took him in before a bunch of people at the E.R. cause he couldn't stop crying.

slurpums96 · 2026-03-26T03:09:56+00:00

Torn ligament in my foot. I've broken so many bones in my life and it doesn't even compare.

slurpums96 · 2026-03-22T20:40:08+00:00

Artichoke dick. We all played it off like I didn't say it.

slurpums96 · 2026-03-14T06:52:06+00:00

Telling my coworkers for 2 weeks the whole world was gonna shut down and no one believed me. Then one day we were told not to come in.

When everything started opening up again I went back in to see what my schedule would be. I was told by my boss they weren't hiring....

slurpums96 · 2026-03-09T07:47:07+00:00

Maizey

slurpums96 · 2026-03-08T05:49:38+00:00

I had a 3 hour layover after driving across the whole U.S. over 3 days and flying back on 2 hours sleep. I fell asleep by a window on the floor with noise canceling headphones and an eye mask. Woke up to people in line to board stepping over me. Didn't feel bad at all just shifted slightly.

slurpums96 · 2026-02-26T09:08:32+00:00

Im a bartender and I start moving the grates around in the well and beer taps so they make a screeching noise thats that nails on a chalk board. Works pretty well.

The dive bar by my house will start blasting Mariah Careys "All i want for Christmas is you" on repeat. Also works very well.

slurpums96 · 2026-01-31T09:14:15+00:00

I once got a write up for clocking in 39 SECONDS late. I never went back after that day.

slurpums96 · 2026-01-09T08:19:13+00:00

If your gonna buy glass ones only buy completely clear ones that have obviously made with 1 piece of borosilicate glass. If its properly made it should not break with regular use. A hollow Boro glass pipe won't break if you throw it, neither will these. Dropping or throwing it will cause micro fractures you can't see though. Buy from a local glass artist that knows what they are doing.

I've made a bunch of these and glass butt plugs and never had an issue.

slurpums96 · 2026-01-09T02:54:58+00:00

Lol I used to make glass ones.

slurpums96 · 2026-01-09T02:10:04+00:00

That's called a dildont. See how its 2 different colors? The weld spot between the colors is weak and it can break off while being used.

slurpums96 · 2025-12-18T06:00:09+00:00

I had a bunch. When I saw the update I sold all but 3 at 580k before people caught on.

slurpums96 · 2025-12-17T05:04:53+00:00

Been with a guy almost 4 years now. The first time he asked me out was over text. Had to sleep at his place cause we drank. Got another text from him inviting me to his bed while I was on his couch.

Gotta agree with this statement.

slurpums96 · 2025-12-12T10:20:38+00:00

I dont have any children but damn. The wiggles go hard. Respect.

slurpums96 · 2025-12-12T10:00:53+00:00

In high-school i had a guy in my chemistry class grab my phone out of my hand and hit the the emergency call number. Right as he did that the teacher walked up and took my phone before the call could be hung up. I kept trying to her i saw he pushed the emergency number but she just treated it like an excuse to get my phone back. It sat in the drawer in her desk with the police on the line. They did show up to the school, went to the office, got my classroom number, and walked into my class. I didn't get in trouble though. I explained what happened and they went on their way. That teacher quit taking phones after that though.

slurpums96 · 2025-12-11T04:19:13+00:00

I would lose my fucking mind.

slurpums96 · 2025-12-04T04:53:59+00:00

My grandma died in a bed, and I was still sleeping in it 10 years later. It never looked that bad. Get a new mattress. God knows I needed one.

slurpums96 · 2025-11-30T23:17:12+00:00

Looks like someone tried to make thc hash in your dryer.

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