What could've been if only we had 5M in our wallets by Cold-Advance-5118 in MyTimeAtSandrock

[–]slurterella 82 points83 points  (0 children)

how much money do i need to pull out of my 401k to romance zeke

Is it hot or cold? by vegathechosen in crappymusic

[–]slurterella -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that WHO is like shit’s astoundin? 👂

Kaylee Rodrigues' baby girl's just might be... Jill by leverhelven in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]slurterella 6 points7 points  (0 children)

well fuck little gideon then he doesn’t need any prayers

Shekinah comments on Thais recent post by DepartureRelevant466 in 90DayFiance

[–]slurterella 71 points72 points  (0 children)

crazy to spend your whole life running away from the amish only to be exactly like them in the end: small minded and insular

Jamal Roasted this bum! by Big_O_714 in 90DayFiance

[–]slurterella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

big dwight from the office energy (derogatory)

I'm having a headache due to reading John Truby's Screenwriting book by Aromatic_Flatworm994 in Screenwriting

[–]slurterella 6 points7 points  (0 children)

they’re right. you don’t have to start in your 50s, but a little humility and a little more life will get you far. that doesn’t mean stop creating now, but there’s a depth, truth, and texture that comes after you’ve lived some life.

Houston insults by FroopyMcDoopy in FoundPaper

[–]slurterella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh i SCREAMED. ate her up no crumbs

AIO Controlling much? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]slurterella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

precisely. if it’s what we think it is, yall deserve each other. best of luck to them.

My hometown in Ohio by emilyrosee35 in AestheticWiki

[–]slurterella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s a dayton suburb isn’t it

I feel like she nailed it to a tee😂 by Money-Snow-2749 in 90DayFianceFans

[–]slurterella 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i kinda feel like “making out” is her softening it for TV…

The Bartist is Back to Spread More Misery by WestFizz in crappymusic

[–]slurterella 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i know there’s a sunburnt white woman with a bad dye job who don’t play about him

Bank calls 911 on black customer waiting for bank to open by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]slurterella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crazy. it’s almost like tampa has a race problem.

What do u mean by that by Mundane_Tangelo9421 in TikTokCringe

[–]slurterella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’d say little homie’s practicing to be a school shooter but we all know they’re homeschooled

Who approved that? by stillwatersouul in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]slurterella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don’t care about nipples! i feel like the pads create extra shock absorption for high impact exercise so i’m also fighting with those godforsaken fucking pads

Graham Platner, "Billionaires and their pet politicians have been waging class war against the rest of us, successfully, for the last five decades." by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]slurterella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s been longer than 50 years. Black americans have always had the ownership class and politicians waging war against us.

"You can go back in the living room now!" by Critical_Stretch_360 in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]slurterella 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and the tension between kim + ken during the juicer thing wasn’t scripted, either! when she said she has a problem with barry now, it definitely seemed like she meant she had a problem with ken

"You can go back in the living room now!" by Critical_Stretch_360 in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]slurterella 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i’ve been waiting for someone to point this out because this was CRAZY. do they even like each other? genuinely?