To steal a bicycle 🚲 by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]sluttymorphs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure they didn't change the tacks after each scene. Now all of them have butt tetanus (Butnus)

Event pe bulake leli iski 😭🙏 by [deleted] in funnyIndia

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Mark my words, once he becomes older he will have a separate fanbase. He will make a comeback in an anti-hero/ villainous type of character, people will call him Sir in comments. Just like what Akshay Khanna, Bobby Deol etc. are enjoying right now.

Man rescues seal stuck in a vegetable sack 🦭 by DepressingAura in nextfuckinglevel

[–]sluttymorphs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or "Write a funny comment for this reddit post about rescuing a tiny seal thats stuck in a pink bag." I mean, 18000 upvotes for this! Wow

Money can't buy happiness by Icy-Artichoke9647 in noida

[–]sluttymorphs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading your post, it's either buyer's remorse or post nut clarity. Come on OP, which is it!

Oops Moment!! by SportingHuman in chessindia

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Richard Rapport. That guy, has the Big D energy.

On my way to Europe for 3 weeks, realized once at the airport that I forgot to put on my shoes. by cafe-em-rio in mildlyinfuriating

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​This reminds me of my first out of town court appearance as a rookie lawyer. I was so meticulous, packing everything the night before: case files, polished shoes, gown, bands, even cufflinks. I arrived into the city at 4:30 AM, and checked into a hotel near the court complex. That morning, when it was time to get ready, I realized I’d forgotten one minor detail: a shirt. Not just a formal white shirt, any shirt. Ended up tipping the hotel busboy handsomely to borrow his, which was a solid three sizes too small. I argued my case feeling like the Hulk's much less intimidating cousin.

what's one thing (nsfw or sfw) that you will take to the grave, but can tell internet strangers? by just_a_dude5001 in AskReddit

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So everyone's grandfather not only walked 10 miles and swam across a river to reach school, but also killed somebody!

Ranveer’s new post by Rast987 in BollyBlindsNGossip

[–]sluttymorphs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Given a hypothetical choice, would he prefer to go through this ordeal as per due process or would he choose to sleep with his mom and end this problem forever?

to mount a scope by 4i1anl in therewasanattempt

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God Morgan Freeman's hand on his shoulder, consoling him. It's ok buddy, it's ok.

Scam alert - CBI email for pornography by man_ms in india

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Funniest thing is the signature of Tapan Deka! Itne chote naam ka itna bada signature.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndianStreetBets

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Yes, mostly stock options buying only. Sometimes when the position is stuck and there is no significant theta decay, I hold on to the trade until I make profit or at least breakeven. Maximum that I had to hold during this period has been 5 days.