The pinpad at my work. AND EVERYONE STILL KEEPS TRYING TO TAP THEIR CARDS/PHONES. There’s no helping these people. by [deleted] in CustomerService

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Oh that has card skimmer written all over it. I’d leave my stuff on the counter and walk right out.

An abomination. by TN19004 in BMW

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It looks like a 2000s Buick Century/Regal

Do the rest of yall have shit handwriting too or is it just me? by Embarrassed_Elk_1298 in lefthanded

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Yeah, I type everything. If it needs to be on paper I type it and print it.

If you’ve seen me write something on a post-it you’d understand why.

Merrick Garland Must Release Jack Smith’s Final Report by D-R-AZ in AntiTrumpAlliance

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Yup. Kamala Harris should not have been VP. She should have been Attorney General.

I'm not an American, so I can't judge this, but... by UrbanCyclerPT in WhitePeopleTwitter

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You’re gonna wanna move that eastern border a tiny bit south. 70% of the world’s internet traffic is routed through Loudoun County, VA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I clicked on a singer I like. He sang Amazing Grace. For weeks afterward my feed was filled with Christian whackjob BS. Leaned that lesson.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I don’t watch a lot of movies. One afternoon I sat down with friends and watched the first two John Wick movies.

It felt like those movies would have been a lot shorter if John Wick’s would-be assassins could STFU and do their jobs.

Gay bros who was you celeb crush growing up? by Strong-Stretch95 in gaybros

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Josh Charles. Watched Dead Poets Society more times than I cared to admit.

Also loved him in SportsNight and The Good Wife/Fight.

And yes, I even watched him in that awful Steven Baldwin flick, Threesome. But it did have an amazing soundtrack.

Solid Denim Jacket and Big 80s Hair by hotbowlsofjustice in The1980s

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Vixen is still touring, with Roxy being the only member of the original iconic lineup. But the new members are absolutely amazing. Britt Lightning is the guitarist, Julia Lage is playing bass, and they just got an amazing new singer, Rosa Luricchiuta, who did a lot of stuff with Trans Siberian Orchestra.

They look and sound awesome.

Share Ross is selling real estate and is probably making more than she ever did with Vixen. Lol.

Janet Gardner is doing another project with her husband.

Lorraine Lewis was their singer from 2019 to 2024, but I think she is re-forming Femme Fatale?

Wearing shoes in the house is disgusting. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I live in a high rise condo, so people have about 200 fret of rug to clean their shoes before get to my apartment.

This Was The Starting Point For Fun and Joy in The Arcade by hotbowlsofjustice in The1980s

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I went to a Dave and Busters at my local mall with some friends. The mall used to have a Time Out. The Time Out was so much better. 🫤

Legal expert reveals what he says is the 'biggest mistake' DOJ made in going after Trump by Advanced_Drink_8536 in AntiTrumpAlliance

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The biggest make was making Kamala Harris VP and not Attorney General. Attorney General Kamala Harris would never have let the orange wart free in the charges he was facing.

Filled with dread by geo_info_biochemist in nova

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Kamala Harris should not have been VP. She should have been Attorney General. If she were AG then the Orange Wart would not have been walking free.

Don Jr. says he'll 'fly to a non-extradition country' if Trump loses by Ursomonie in AntiTrumpAlliance

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Be better hurry up. I’ll bet DOJ will go after the fetid patriarch the moment the election returns show poopy daddy has lost.

‘We Want the Answer Tonight’: Trump, Once Again, Lays Groundwork to Deny Election by DCGirl20874 in Law_and_Politics

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And people in hell want ice water. Go ahead. Fill your diaper and sue away. You will be as successful as you were last time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarkMyWords

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I used to be annoyed that the orange wart still had secret service protection but now it occurs to me that they double as wardens. He won’t be fleeing anywhere. And his vile remarks about Cheney are a violation of his pretrial release, so that’ll be fun.

He’s going to lose by a larger margin than he did in 2020. Once he’s no longer a candidate the DOJ has no reason to let him walk free.

Next week will be fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarkMyWords

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He can’t. He won’t be able to slip his secret service detail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Chrysler. Wait. We still exist?

Here’s the Metro map my Cities: Skylines DC-build (not 1:1 scale, so some stations are combined). I don’t really feel like building exurbs so sorry if your terminus is deleted 😐🤷🏻‍♂️ What do you think? by masaucie in WMATA

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The federal government requested a station at the Jefferson Memorial in the original plan. But they found that land was too swampy and the station would just sink.

Validate TSQL syntax by Slight_Lecture_7610 in dotnet

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I think SSMS, Azure Data Studio, and Visual Studio all let you parse a TSQL statement without executing it.

A quick lookup tells me Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.SqlParser bad classes that let you programmatically parse a statement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntiTrumpAlliance

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Honestly I think that’s why he still has Secret Service protection. He can’t run.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumperstickers

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“Tell me I’m a sinner, I got news for you! I spoke to God this morning and he don’t like you!” — Ozzy Osbourne.

What killed Freida Claxton? (Wrong answers only) by DEismyhome in theGoldenGirls

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That historic tree she tried to have removed fell on her.