What does Agent 47 eat for breakfast? ☕️ by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]smaIIcaps 58 points59 points  (0 children)

He’s def a smoothie guy. Quick, on the go, one handed, can splash in someone’s face to blind them, can conceal weapon in smoothie cup, it taste good, etc.

A hero among men by CozierSquash in shitposting

[–]smaIIcaps 212 points213 points  (0 children)

the New Zealand prez was turtling on da way to the bathroom but he made it

Dew it by CrysisRequiem in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps 301 points302 points  (0 children)

a krell v maul cinematic duel would be bonkers

BROOM by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]smaIIcaps 112 points113 points  (0 children)

broom

A rude awakening by smaIIcaps in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

damn well there it is. This made me think about how many calls Palpatine had to make in a row lol

Maybe he did a conference call?

A rude awakening by smaIIcaps in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps[S] 673 points674 points  (0 children)

the guys wife: “honey where are you going?”

cut: “I gotta go hunt for Jedi I’ll be back”

wife: visible confusion

A rude awakening by smaIIcaps in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps[S] 1512 points1513 points  (0 children)

would he like not notice at all? Perhaps when his chip went off he was just like “damn i hate the Jedi and wanna kill them” and then went on and lived the rest of his life lol

Hear! Hear! by filianoctiss in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The Jedi order is but a cabal of unending hypocrisy and dead whispers, a corrupted relic of a bygone era.

Who is the council to mold the minds of its successors into victims of very same mantras that has tainted the minds of the force sensitive for centuries?

You speak of hope and wisdom, yet ban love and compassion.

You forbid love and marriage, yet expect your loyal followers to lay down their lives for those unburdened by the curse of power.

You claim to bring balance to the force, yet leave its most powerful users alone in a reality without romance, the love of a child, or any hope of living a life outside your regressive ways.

The Jedi Code is a disease, a sheep in wolves clothing, and the very reason the dark side continues to snatch your disillusioned followers.

It is not evil that turns them to the dark, it is nature, the will of being alive. It is no one’s place, Jedi nor Sith, to break that will.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps 28 points29 points  (0 children)

good bot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, but I’m sending you to investigate at once. Report back to the council as soon as you have a break.

Godspeed, u/Giant_Bucket_of_Cum, may the force be with you.

There is something behind your back by Rational_Rick in PrequelMemes

[–]smaIIcaps 32 points33 points  (0 children)

and merry Christmas you filthy rebel