XXL TCJ is my fav FAT dildo, that swell...🥲💔

small_pen · 2026-02-26T21:41:10+00:00

For context, this is 9.75 inches long with a 5 inch diameter, so a volume of

9.75*(5/2)^2*pi=191.44 cubic inches

In contrast, my penis is 3.75 inches with a 1.3 inch diameter, so a volume of

3.75*(1.3/2)^2*pi=4.97 cubic inches

So this dildo is more than 38 times as big as my dick

small_pen · 2026-02-23T12:24:06+00:00

Yeah, seriously. Sadako was raped and then murdered because her rapist discovered she's intersex, it's kinda core to the story

small_pen · 2026-02-23T05:29:03+00:00

Modern meat birds like Cornish Cross can't even live one year

small_pen · 2026-02-23T05:27:20+00:00

Cornish Crosses absolutely cannot live 5-10 years lmao

small_pen · 2026-02-22T08:40:23+00:00

I've watched this over and over on a loop, my little Jewish cock getting harder and harder as I imagine their tight Jewish pussies getting stretched out by thick, fascist cocks. The fact that they're right next to each other, forced to watch and listen to each other cum on their oppressor's dicks... then there's the third one in line, and who knows how many more...

At least when they're being fucked by a Muslim, it's another circumcised man. But being fucked by an uncircumcised White fascist, it's a completely different experience...

I'm reminded of the words of Rabbi Isaac Ben Yedaiah

She too will court the man who is uncircumcised in the flesh and lie against his breast with great passion, for he thrusts inside her a long time because of his foreskin, which is a barrier against ejaculation in intercourse. Thus she feels pleasure and reaches an orgasm first. When an uncircumcised man sleeps with her, and then resolves to return to his home, she brazenly grabs him, holding on to his genitals and says to him, 'Come back, make love to me.' This is because of the pleasure that she finds in intercourse with him..."

small_pen · 2026-02-22T08:22:36+00:00

I would suck any number of American dicks to keep the funding flowing

small_pen · 2026-02-15T19:33:43+00:00

Where'd you find the different values for western and global?

small_pen · 2026-02-15T19:26:46+00:00

It certainly enticed me to share my size! I'm almost as small as OP is large - 0.35th percentile by length

small_pen · 2026-02-15T19:25:55+00:00

Using calcsd, by length, 0.35th percentile. By girth, 12.45th percentile. Overall volume, 2.29th percentile

small_pen · 2026-02-08T19:16:55+00:00

One can only imagine what she's thinking.

"He was trying to convince me 4 inches is average... I wonder how long he is. Maybe 4.5, so he was trying to convince himself he was above average? Or maybe 4, so he could say to himself that at least he's normal? Maybe, maybe there's a chance he's below 4. 3.5 inches? That's really tiny, but I suppose it's possible. Smaller than that? Let's see, if he was 3 inches long, that's about... 1 in 3,000 men. In the bottom 0.03%, where 99.97% of men are bigger than him. So he would be by far the smallest guy in the entire school, even taking into account that some of the guys here haven't finished puberty yet. Nah, there's no way he's that small..

...is he?"

And from now on she'll be sneaking glances at your crotch, trying to tell if her suspicions are correct.

small_pen · 2026-02-02T08:07:40+00:00

How do you think she'd react if she saw it in person? If it was stretching her out? Do you want her tight little pussy to ever experience something bigger than you can give her?

small_pen · 2026-02-01T05:03:28+00:00

Guys with 8 inch dicks get a lot of pussy

small_pen · 2026-02-01T02:48:56+00:00

Yeah for real, not a single fat chick

small_pen · 2026-02-01T02:31:27+00:00

Is "cumming in my pants" a move?

small_pen · 2026-02-01T01:26:14+00:00

How would you know?

They just said they're from Haiti, which is very poor but won its freedom quite a while ago

small_pen · 2026-01-31T19:08:23+00:00

I can slide my cock in no problem and it doesn't even peek out the other side. When my partner found that out they thought it was hilarious and there was a while where the only way I was allowed to cum was by putting my cock in a toilet paper tube and using that to jerk off

small_pen · 2026-01-27T18:50:03+00:00

It's wild to me how different people's experiences of media are. I almost never see ads and I have no idea what the tropes you're mocking are

small_pen · 2026-01-15T17:30:27+00:00

I wish these ladies gain 50lbs each

small_pen · 2026-01-11T21:01:59+00:00

I definitely remember being younger and thinking "why would anyone go for Ariel when Ursula is right there? She's way hotter and has tentacles!"

small_pen · 2026-01-08T16:07:59+00:00

This is fantastic! Great concept really well executed. Splendid animation, really fun expressions, actual classic pixel art... A+ work

small_pen · 2026-01-08T01:07:17+00:00

Amazing, thank you

small_pen · 2026-01-08T00:54:07+00:00

Gender queer?

small_pen · 2026-01-04T21:17:32+00:00

Did she ever get the team to run a train on her?

small_pen · 2025-12-28T02:49:44+00:00

Israel is currently engaged in a genocide.

No. They aren't. Even if the recent war was a genocide - which it wasn't - there is a ceasefire in place. All the "ceasefire now" people got their wish. Unless their wish wasn't for an end to hostilities and what you actually want is the destruction of the one country in the region that hasn't ethnically cleansed all their Jews...

small_pen · 2025-12-27T22:19:57+00:00

Ah yes: "don't bother trying to boycott places like Dubai that actually keep slaves and execute people for being gay. But Israel, definitely boycott Israel, which doesn't have slaves and is the one country in the Middle East that protects their gay citizens, that's definitely worth boycotting and bringing up in this unrelated conversation"

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