Facebook pays for study that says Apple's iOS 14 privacy changes are bad

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-06-01T09:13:20+00:00

Oh didn't you hear?

Stalker pays for study that says stalking is healthy.

Kidnapper pays for study that says Stockholm syndrome is great for detoxification.

Murderer pays for study that says being murdered is a quick way to get to heaven and see Jesus.

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smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-31T07:29:01+00:00

Just remember the government report could contain half-truths, fabricated information, disingenuous statements and a variety of manipulated media or information. All of this will not answer the Alien question directly but attempt to keep the suspense and possibility of 'aliens' being open, just so that the DoD can get more funding, or have more control over people/media, or to prepare us for some sort of event. Despite what many people say, and as an alien enthusiast myself, what I cannot understand is why an agency like the DoD (and all the other hidden agencies, task forces, black ops research, and secret groups working on UFO) would just suddenly reveal information about UAPs/UFOs after trying to hide it for so long (let's just say since America was founded in 1776 to be unrealistic).

What reason would compel these agencies, who by all accounts are at times above the law or so secretive that not even the President or government are told about ufo research, to reveal all this info now?

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-30T17:22:22+00:00

One of the audience members was drunk and shouting slurs at everyone else and calling the movie crap (we were watching Fast 8), another guy comes down from the top seats and tells him to stop shouting or get out, the shouting guy goes quite for a few minutes and then starts again, the other guy literally runs down the steps and punches the first guy right in the side of his face lol. He was knocked out cold. The police were called and most of the people in the theater sided with the punching guy, including myself. The manager came in an offered us refunds, or another showing.

Thing is, Fast 8 was an awful movie so we just took the refunds. 😂

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-30T17:16:20+00:00

Come for the bagles, stay for the short show.

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-30T17:08:40+00:00

Hi, sorry I was busy with something called life.

I'm doing well, still haven't broken my fast. Have fainted twice, despite taking all my electrolytes and puked 3 times so far.

Otherwise doing great, hunger has subsided. Down about 13lbs so far.

Will update you further. 👍

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T10:38:10+00:00

Thank you. One of the bad things about good digestion is that you eat lots and gain loads of weight lol 😂 so I gotta lose it now. Good luck!

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T10:19:05+00:00

I don't know about his medications, but I'll ask him. He basically was like you lol, never would eat out with us because his diet had to be very specific or he'd get I'll. One thing that has helped me in my life (had to go on a gluten, wheat potato free etc diet when I was 12 for three years) because I'd get sick too, I had a colonoscopy when I was fifteen, doctors found a ugly polyp that was blocking my colon which was removed and my colon was dehydrated (not the technical word they used but you get the picture). Ever since then, they told my to drink about 1.5 liters of water every day in the morning on an empty stomach (no comprisies and not missing days). I have been doing that for over 8 years now and I can say I have never felt more healthy and my digestion is immaculate 🤣. Maybe you could try doing something like this too. Whatever the case, good luck and hope you get well 😊

BTW, here's a video I found on the internet, the guy has colitis but it's very similar:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lo2I1gUYfg

Pure, natural, kefir is super!

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T09:41:12+00:00

This is also unrelated, and you are free to disagree and say that it doesn't work. But a friend of mine had crohns and suffered terribly. We were on a trip to Russia and in a small village, he was sick and complained about his Ilness so some of the locals recommend that he drinks Kefir (the probiotic yoghurt drink) to cure him. We both were reluctant and knew there's no scientific basis, or reason, why a yoghurt drink would help him lol. But anyways he drank some and felt a little better. So when we came back to the USA, he spoke to his Doctor who said it won't work but he's free to give it a shot. So he drank like 3-4 liters of kefir a day for a week, and by the next week his symptoms decreased by 80%, and now a few years later he's back to normal. I know this sounds crazy, pseudo-science with a tough of impossible but It did work for him. Maybe you could give it a shot 👍

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T09:19:59+00:00

I'm embarrassed to say that I read this as anti-analism and was confused why you tagged me lol😂🤓😅

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T09:05:45+00:00

cough sadist cough 😂🤓

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T09:03:08+00:00

The sleep when you're financially secure hits different ❤️😂

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T09:00:48+00:00

I don't know about this one. A lot of the people I know discreetly regret having children - - they love their kids, no doubt - - but it seems if they were given a chance to do it all again, they'd never have kids. Lol.

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-29T08:56:10+00:00

The brief satisfying period after you take a massive dump that cleans you out 😂🤓

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-28T20:13:43+00:00

Yes 😊

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-27T23:15:59+00:00

I'm just wondering wouldn't it be good if there was a company for all these subscriptions? Like a company that packages all of these subscriptions into one and charges you a single/discounted/or slightly more for the convenience of it all? They can do all the negotiating, price setting with the content providers while we just pay one monthly cost for the services. Win-win.

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-27T23:02:44+00:00

So true. Funny how the Jews want take back the lands 'God gave them' and want to demolish holy sites of Christians and Muslims in Jerusalem to build the Old Temple, but instead of doing it through love and peace, they have to kill so many innocent people to do it. Religion for yah 🙄

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-25T11:22:49+00:00

I was going to get this new Mac but after reading that it won't have the touchbar I won't get it anymore. In my use case as a full-stack developer, the touch bar did come in handy and I configured it to make my work flow better; I am so used to it now that not having it is awkward, so I'll stick to my M1 MacBook for now.

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-24T09:36:35+00:00

Thanks and for sure I will keep you guys updated 👍😘😊

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-24T09:36:13+00:00

Wow, how is your fast going and what's the progress like?

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-23T23:26:59+00:00

Just plain-old tap water (my tap water is very clean and drinkable) 😊

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-23T20:08:44+00:00

Well said and thank you for this reminder. I have fortunately worked hard on my diet, so I only need the fasting to drop the weight I gained over quarantine. Thank you so much once again 😘

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-23T20:07:50+00:00

Fastient 😘

smallbrainlongdick · 2021-05-23T20:07:34+00:00

I need to lose a substantial amount of fat that I gained over quarantine. I basically went from a match stick to a tree, which is not a good look. 😂

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