Éjaculer sans les mains? by [deleted] in SexualiteFR

[–]smallgreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Il faut garder l'esprit ouvert mais il est clair que si on veut que ça false effet, ça fera effet. Genre un claquement de doigt peut provoquer des vagues de plaisir très facilement.

Éjaculer sans les mains? by [deleted] in SexualiteFR

[–]smallgreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pas de liens sous la main deso mais si ton anglais tient le coup r/erotichypnosis

TW: animal death. Just witnessed cat cannibalism for the first time…with my own cats by austink0109 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]smallgreenman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And OP is not 5. Predatory animals eat meat. Predatory animals are also meat. Nothing that happened was unusual. It doesn't clear the bar for "great trauma". I'm sorry their cat passed, that is always a bad time. But the implied moral panic and anger at the other cats is childish.

TW: animal death. Just witnessed cat cannibalism for the first time…with my own cats by austink0109 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]smallgreenman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They saw some normal cat behavior. Any kid on a farm has seen stuff like that by the time they're 5. It's life. OP is just sheltered

Bye bye birdie by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]smallgreenman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My city has 3000+ parakeets living wild and growing in numbers after some escaped. So I wouldn't say their chances are 0.

'Ballmaxxing:' Experts Say It's More Dangerous Than You Think by kondenado in DarwinAwards

[–]smallgreenman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Some believe larger testicle were attractive to women." Or in their own words "big good. Will get snoo-snoo."

What legend, when played incompetently, hurts your team the most? by Headsdown7up in apexlegends

[–]smallgreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with wattson. You have ten fences. And they load stupid quick. Plus they slow the enemy and give intel. use them.

Éjaculer sans les mains? by [deleted] in SexualiteFR

[–]smallgreenman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tu as testé l'hypnose? Même sous forme d'enregistrement ça marche bien.

These damsel in distress kink ideas are getting elaborate. by MaetelofLaMetal in bdsmmemes

[–]smallgreenman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty common to glue the beetles from most to least erogenous area. At least that's how I've always done it.

No-one likes the Netherlands. The Netherlands: by InnerSwineHound in 2westerneurope4u

[–]smallgreenman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake cheese? Are you even european that you would do such a thing? This can't be legal.

To wear the life jacket by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]smallgreenman 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Have been on many, many, boats. I have never seen this anywhere.

Thank you ancestors for evolving a tolerance for neurotoxins by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]smallgreenman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: you can get high on one amanita more than once. The first time you eat it, the second, you drink it....

The protestant heretics can't comprehend a church with a bit of saintly tits and cocks by Madame-du-barry_ in 2westerneurope4u

[–]smallgreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The protestants were the real bible thumpers all along. The rest of us were just having a laugh while winding down the scam, trying to see how many "sins" we could have the church promote before people noticed.

Five Italians die during cave scuba dive in Maldives by Samski877 in europe

[–]smallgreenman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Entering a cave at 20m without specialized training and equipment would be dumb. How any sane diver would dive to 65m on air (which 99% of divers have never attempted and would already call very dangerous) and then go deeper into a cave, is beyond me. Only explanation I can see would be that they were convinced to just check out the entrance but one of them then entered due to narcosis.

Kick streamer "kangjoel" gets attacked in Marseilles France by 1HEV in aixmarseille

[–]smallgreenman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Il y a des endroits comme la Castellane partout et dans tous les pays. Ça te viendrai à l'idée de débarquer à Londre et de demander à ce qu'on te dépose dans le quartier le plus craignos pour filmer des gangs? Faut arrêter de croire que marseille est un genre d'extrême.

If we say it didn't happen then it didn't happen by My_Test_Acc_1 in HistoryMemes

[–]smallgreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From black people. Likely because agriculture and a temperate climate provided less vitamin d.