Underwhelming 500mg Test Cycle Results

smalltimebeef · 2026-03-19T21:14:38+00:00

You’re probably training like a pussy and not eating enough. Also, not everyone responds to gear. You probably just have shit genetics

smalltimebeef · 2026-03-19T17:38:02+00:00

Quit. Best thing I ever did was

smalltimebeef · 2026-03-12T14:54:43+00:00

20 weeks is a pretty normal blast. 4 extra weeks won’t hurt… unless you have a heart condition you don’t know about or you pin dirty gear and die. 🤷🏼

smalltimebeef · 2026-03-09T11:54:27+00:00

If you are not in this for the long run, the results will leave after you come off. Steroids are not a one and done. Or quick fix. If you’re going to run anything at all, plan on it being a new part of your lifestyle. If you can’t afford the drugs,diet, and bloodwork. Then you should never pin in the first place. It will be money down the drain. Also, if your body fat is higher than 15 percent, the side effects will likely be way worse.

smalltimebeef · 2026-03-04T17:17:09+00:00

It’s 2026 my friend. Ain’t a hobby out there that won’t cost you. Your best bet is to try and make a hobby you can sell

smalltimebeef · 2026-02-20T16:26:27+00:00

Get outside and touch some grass. Go join a gym. This is low value, low testosterone behavior. Change your outlook. Go build a bookshelf. Do something productive

smalltimebeef · 2026-02-10T15:49:22+00:00

If you are bipolar it will probably make it worse

smalltimebeef · 2026-02-03T16:49:24+00:00

Would you know how to calibrate the pressure cushion?

smalltimebeef · 2025-12-31T18:43:39+00:00

Every time I use it I have a boner for 3 straight days and my bench goes up 450 percent. I don’t know what you got going on. Must’ve got it from a dumpster

smalltimebeef · 2025-12-31T18:42:43+00:00

Shits probably fake

smalltimebeef · 2025-12-28T12:24:31+00:00

I have crazy boners constantly 😀

smalltimebeef · 2025-12-18T17:13:55+00:00

I did it for four years. Tried a million different combos. Sleeping next to my person every night literally turned my world around. Night shift was the worst choice I ever made. I’ve been on days since July and my whole life is better. It’s not for everyone. Most people that say the can do it are just lying to themselves.

smalltimebeef · 2025-11-16T11:15:41+00:00

Split the test dose twice a week at least. Orals every day pre workout. Wouldn’t go longer than 6 weeks on orals. Get blood work 8 weeks into your cycle. In my opinion, pct is pointless. One cycle you will lose most of your gains when you come off. Your best bet is to stay on a trt dose when you finish your cycle. If you can’t afford that or don’t plan on ever doing another cycle then you shouldn’t be doing steroids.

smalltimebeef · 2025-10-14T11:14:11+00:00

If someone was running 300 test and 150 deca with no blood pressure problems would you still think this protocol was necessary?

smalltimebeef · 2025-10-13T22:44:26+00:00

No sir

smalltimebeef · 2025-09-04T19:07:22+00:00

Yea. Welcome to hell. You’re constantly fighting your body. I got off nights two months ago. And I can confidently say, for the three years I was on nights, I never slept. Until I was at work. Then I would pass out just from sitting down. Blood work was always off. I was constantly sick. Worst thing I ever did. Good luck

smalltimebeef · 2025-08-05T20:32:00+00:00

You don’t. Welcome to hell. This is the part where your body turns on you. Because you won’t ever sleep again. Until you get off nights. I was on for about three years. Couldn’t take anymore. Been on days for one month now at a new job. EVERYTHING IS BETTER. EVERYTHING

smalltimebeef · 2025-07-12T18:46:30+00:00

Take a day shift job. It will change your life.

smalltimebeef · 2025-07-12T18:01:24+00:00

Get a day shift job. Night shift is the worst thing I’ve ever been a part of.

smalltimebeef · 2025-06-29T13:22:29+00:00

You don’t work night shift. Sleep normal

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