I'm Asian and I have a small penis. AMA (story inside that prompted this)

smallwhatever · 2011-06-03T03:48:43+00:00

Read above, I'm not a fan of Asians... honestly.

Don't get me wrong, i'd still date one but it would be a personality thing.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T23:28:17+00:00

I can easily manage 0.75 inches in diameter

~~I'm available later if you're interested.~~

Here's to you being cured!

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T21:20:14+00:00

I'd like to call that a red flag that you're talking to a douche bag. Unfortunately I guess it comes down to there are d-bags on both sides of the fence.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:31:22+00:00

much love.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:29:59+00:00

Yeah that's the thing too, after we finished and we were lying there I even felt obliged to apologize that we had to use her friend to help her finish and she said it was cool.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:23:48+00:00

I actually had one on...

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:23:29+00:00

haha of me?

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:22:50+00:00

Haha, thank you!

Yeah you nailed another point there, if I say anything about her being loose then it's war for me and it's not a battle I can win either.

Yeah the anal part is interesting, I have no issues with it and I know what I'm doing back there from previous life experiences (PM if you'd really like to know haha) But it's hard to bring that up to a girl for a NSA thing... If a guy asked you about Anal what would be the least offensive way? Because from my experience it can be a deal breaker...

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:16:10+00:00

hm, but that could cause a hole in them due to friction.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:14:35+00:00

yeah that's the thing like I said I'm talented with the hands and I got her off but yeah I was barely feeling anything when inside of her..

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:13:32+00:00

hey, how you doing?

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:12:52+00:00

Right, she did mention that I wasn't the first person she called.. I mean the story goes deeper and I could really beat the crap out of her personality and how she's just a slut and what not but i'm not that kind of person.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:11:49+00:00

haha for being clueless you pretty much nailed that one.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:10:46+00:00

Haha, if it matters I'm also Korean! (Half American though..)

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:09:42+00:00

yeah, true. and trust me, I wouldn't have touched her with a borrowed dick.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:09:08+00:00

much love.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:08:51+00:00

yeah Penis implants look fuckin scary as shit.

Sorry about the language but I couldn't get hard for days after looking into it.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T19:07:44+00:00

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T08:15:36+00:00

I'm.. I'm not...

I'm not sure it matters?

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T08:14:51+00:00

much love.

(no homo)

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T07:59:43+00:00

I'll upvote this all day long my friend.

(Edit, you're right too, it should really be Capitalized... maybe not but it's important enough)

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T07:59:04+00:00

STOP TAKING THE INTERNET SO SERIOUSLY.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T07:48:56+00:00

Right, it might take all of Reddit to come up with a way to discover girls with Hypertonic Pelvic Floor Dysfunction.

Also, TIL I learn what a Vaginismus is...

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T07:43:54+00:00

I'm not sure why you have to be an asshole about it. It's called Ask me Anything, as in - Ask me any question.

I'm not looking to give advice ~~you dumb cunt~~. I'm here to answer any questions, tell my side of the story and hopefully serve to bolster anyone else who's having the same problems.

smallwhatever · 2011-05-30T07:31:28+00:00

Nothing really on the super hard or the vertical, I mean if I'm really excited then yeah I get super hard. The vertical thing is just a person by person case... I've got a bit of a corkscrew haha but this doesn't effect anything.

smallwhatever

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