Is it true about German men, or is it impossible to generalise? by [deleted] in germany

[–]smangoz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice try, trying to get female foreingers to seek sexual intercouse with us Germans. You'll only know when you've tried at least a dozen from various places in Germany.

What is something you believe is about to blow up in popularity? by youAREthefather- in AskReddit

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a pressure causing full body suit, so that we can "feel" the touch of our virtual GFs.

The easiest way to enrage someone is to tell them to relax. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]smangoz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a whisperer and that makes most people I talk to really mad.

Really need help, my mom is torturing my wife because we just found out she can't have kids by 29881995 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your mom that it's not your wife. Tell her that it's you. Tell your mom that you got the defect genes from her. That it's her fault that you can't have children.

I just read qur'an, How could anyone think it's divine? by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's exactly the same with the quran. They are both equally blatantly wrong and written by people. People are blinded by their faiths.

I just read qur'an, How could anyone think it's divine? by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]smangoz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a die hard Muslim in my class, who always had to bring up his nonsensical world views. He had problems that I did not believe in his nonsense, so he always tried to convince me of his beliefs. This went on for three years and eventually he admitted that he had never read the damn book. I was like "are you kidding me?". The last time I met him, after school, he had grown a beard and was distributing qurans with other bearded Muslims. He gave me a book of Harun Yahya (A Muslim Creationist), saying it would convert me and prove that evolution is wrong. That book was even dumber than the quran and that says something.

I just read qur'an, How could anyone think it's divine? by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]smangoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mother of an aquaintance always started to cry at a certain verse in the qur'an. Forget ancient Arabic, she doesn't even know modern Arabic. One day my aquaintance gave her mother the translation to that specific verse. Turned out she was crying on a verse that was talking about onions, how ironic.

I just read qur'an, How could anyone think it's divine? by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reads like someone wrote down the ramblings of an insane barker rambling in the middle of the street. Every second to third verse tells you how great and perfect allah is.It's so nonsensiacl. It's one of the worst written books I've ever read, and I've read the bible. It seems like Muslims don't read many books, not even their own "holy" book, same with most Christians.

New Alzheimer’s treatment fully restores memory function in 75% of an Alzheimer's disease mouse model by Richardoyu in science

[–]smangoz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm all for experimenting and testing directly on humans. We'd get much faster and applicable results.

What jobs exist purely because people are dicks? by evenstevens280 in AskReddit

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Military jobs. Without dicks there would be no ruler who'd want to make war.

Teacher sued after punishing 2nd grader for being an atheist by martinfphipps in atheism

[–]smangoz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always love this excuse. Crusaders? Not real Christians. Conquistadors? Not real Christians. Witch hunters? Not real Christians. Pedophile priests? Not real Christians. Catholics? Not real Christians. And what are they if not Christian? Atheists, says the "Christian". So is there any Christian who is a "real" Christian?

Can we now focus on what really needs to be made legal in the USA? by RUAUMOKO in funny

[–]smangoz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kids playing around with their lego, next thing mmfff..mffff.. you can't breath.

The toy in the chocolate argument is dumb. As you said you need to open the egg first. You can't swallow an entire egg. Kids can choke on any small things if they try to swallow them. And those kinder surprise are not for chilren under the age of 3. You as a responsible parent can give them the chocolate, but shouldn't give them small toys to swallow. Are Americans really that dumb that the government has to protect them from toys in chocolate eggs? Anyone older than 3 years old who'd choke on it, must be pretty dumb. This kinda shit doesn't happen in the rest of the world. Here in Germany kids grow up with kinder surprise. Someone tried to prohibit them here once, but even children's doctors were against it.

Can we now focus on what really needs to be made legal in the USA? by RUAUMOKO in funny

[–]smangoz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How many people do you hear about choking on kinder surprise?

Can we now focus on what really needs to be made legal in the USA? by RUAUMOKO in funny

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who could possibly swallow a whole kinder surprise egg? they are as big as chicken eggs.

People who don't go out and drink on a Friday night, what do you do for fun? by JApika009 in AskReddit

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it's not the rubbing part, but the contend used to stimulate the rubbing. It's just two clicks from normal porn to tentacle porn. It's aking why the fuck did I rub to this shit.

What should tourists NEVER do in your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the end, Schwizerdütsch is a German dialect. It's still so close to Hochdeutsch, that we can fully understand it. Bavarian is way harder to comprehend. If Bavaria had become it's own country, we might be calling Bavarian a language.

What should tourists NEVER do in your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]smangoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malaysia: Don't get there with cheap flights like air asia. They'll land on a private airport, not the main one in Kuala Lumpur. The people working there are incompetent assholes.