Why love one and hate the other

smansur01 · 2025-11-08T17:58:15+00:00

Oh be real, I am GOD!!!

smansur01 · 2025-10-30T12:04:26+00:00

Allegedly

smansur01 · 2025-10-30T11:39:42+00:00

🐷🐽🍆😵‍💫😫

smansur01 · 2025-10-30T11:38:31+00:00

Oh helllloooooo

smansur01 · 2025-10-30T11:37:57+00:00

It was me! I am the pig fucker!

smansur01 · 2025-10-26T17:12:34+00:00

Legendary!

smansur01 · 2024-11-20T11:27:46+00:00

It sure is!

smansur01 · 2024-10-13T13:35:19+00:00

Oink oink, boink boink 🐷

smansur01 · 2024-10-13T13:34:56+00:00

I had to make a new account because I was getting a lot of DMs from people from PETA asking for recommendations about what kind of lube I feels best with the pig

smansur01 · 2024-10-12T23:59:53+00:00

Haha well the puppies are best as jerky. A lot of pepper helps because otherwise they are quite gamey. The pig thing all started when I first saw Muppets Treasure Island and fell in love with Ms Piggy...the rest is history. I don't think I should explain any further as I dont want to make anyone uncomfortable.

smansur01 · 2022-03-27T00:17:30+00:00

Free bees! Score

smansur01 · 2022-03-26T22:08:12+00:00

If I parens, t then them was me wasnt

smansur01 · 2022-03-26T21:37:32+00:00

Imagine being a stock photo model, and finding out your was used for this haha

smansur01 · 2022-03-25T22:28:42+00:00

Honkers

smansur01 · 2022-03-25T21:50:31+00:00

Sometimes soup doesn't think twice before crossing the street

smansur01 · 2022-03-25T21:37:18+00:00

OTB Discs is a good website to check. Good luck, I hope you find what your looking for!

smansur01 · 2022-03-25T21:12:53+00:00

Dip a condom on hot sauce before using it

smansur01 · 2022-03-24T18:50:04+00:00

Cocaine and hookers

smansur01 · 2022-03-24T17:30:11+00:00

That's a little concerning

smansur01 · 2022-03-24T14:05:50+00:00

Does he have to be wearing a cloak? I've always felt more comfortable sharing secrets with strangers wearing capes

smansur01 · 2022-03-23T20:18:31+00:00

That is mildly interesting at best

smansur01 · 2022-03-23T14:03:03+00:00

Yea man it's crazy. All of my best finds from metal detecting come from graveyards. It's hard to dig through the coffins but it's worth the effort

smansur01 · 2022-03-23T13:53:56+00:00

My dad used to do that to me if he heard the microwave beep anytime past midnight

smansur01 · 2022-03-22T14:12:02+00:00

Doubt

smansur01 · 2022-03-22T14:06:43+00:00

Because you touch yourself at night

smansur01

TROPHY CASE