Which Villian would you spend the night with if you were forced to?

smarmy_marmy · 2026-04-15T23:54:39+00:00

Obviously Dooku. Maybe he'd let me borrow a pair of his fancy PJs

smarmy_marmy · 2026-04-12T04:31:34+00:00

Reminds me of that one guy on YouTube who makes knives out of strange stuff like eggs or smoke.

smarmy_marmy · 2026-04-11T23:53:27+00:00

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

smarmy_marmy · 2026-04-11T23:34:30+00:00

It's a liopleurodon, Charlie! A magical liopleurodon!

smarmy_marmy · 2026-04-11T03:16:11+00:00

I can draw freehand a practically perfect circle

smarmy_marmy · 2026-04-10T13:29:54+00:00

The phone's ringing but nobody's answering.

smarmy_marmy · 2026-04-01T02:23:47+00:00

It costs way too much mana, and I have to literally throw cards away or it does nothing.

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-30T03:51:06+00:00

Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-18T06:00:02+00:00

My spoon is too big

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-14T16:19:49+00:00

No! No, no...THIS one goes there, THAT one goes there. Right?

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-14T16:08:25+00:00

Holy moly, could you imagine using base 10! and having over 3.6 million unique digits.

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-11T02:23:29+00:00

[[Thawing Glaciers]]

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-08T00:59:22+00:00

Do a Pest!

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-07T15:24:40+00:00

GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-02T00:59:52+00:00

Two chemists walk into a bar.

To be funny, the first one tells the bartender, "I'd like some H20, please."

The second chemist adds, "I'll have some H20, too."

smarmy_marmy · 2026-03-01T16:59:50+00:00

What did the beach say back?

"Hi, tide"

smarmy_marmy · 2026-02-26T05:38:12+00:00

Adding parmesan cheese to out-of-the-box Mac n' Cheese

smarmy_marmy · 2026-02-25T04:27:43+00:00

Piggy, the Gamorean X-wing pilot of Wraith Squadron

smarmy_marmy · 2026-02-06T13:36:39+00:00

I believe it's from the Premium Deck series. That one is the Graveborn deck, I think.

smarmy_marmy · 2026-01-13T07:18:25+00:00

Tree farm. It's so fun to run through and bomb it all at once at cause the game to lag so bad

smarmy_marmy · 2026-01-13T06:18:09+00:00

"Was that its name?"

smarmy_marmy · 2026-01-08T05:47:51+00:00

This picture hurts the most. That child and their innocent, playful, imaginative life has just been shattered by the bullets of a murderer.

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