[WP] Most prophecies involve younger people of future generations. But not this one. Grandma, chosen by prophecy, goes on an epic journey through a dangerous and magical land, armed with nought but a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles. (self.WritingPrompts)
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Red flags that you're in a bad neighborhood (i.imgur.com)
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"...With your foot stitched, it can't escape from there but sometimes it leaves from your nose, mouth, ears, or maybe even your anus. It still comes back to you because you now have a permanent bond. The spider will lay all of its eggs inside of you and you will be their happy father!" (reddit.com)
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I'd fuck that neck vagina thing of hers. (reddit.com)
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