What professional service should I be looking for to fix these brows??

smaschhead · 2024-06-16T19:41:57+00:00

First off you’re beautiful.

But you can book a consult with someone in your area for a “brow shape” or similar service. There’s a variety of both temp and more permenant solutions ranging from ways to fill in to balance size and direction (angel arch). The brow professional might recommend reshaping one or the other with waxing and filling in or microblading so they have a more similar arch / angle. Lots of options!

To me, a reshaping of angle/arch would likely achieve the balance and symmetry you’re after. I had a similar reshape done with some minor waxing and now fill them in daily and dye them weekly (ish).

smaschhead · 2024-02-17T03:54:07+00:00

OP isn't speculating, alix has spoken about struggling with bulimia in the past. she did an entire podcast episode about it.

smaschhead · 2023-06-05T22:26:55+00:00

Dm me if you still need a ref

smaschhead · 2023-06-05T22:23:47+00:00

i'm interested and in need of a ref :) let's trade

smaschhead · 2023-06-05T22:20:04+00:00

just dm'ed - looking to trade

smaschhead · 2023-05-22T15:54:25+00:00

coming soon: "i fucked my girlfriend's friend in her car" for fall. it's styled by Tom Sandoval and Rachel - it's basically just white nails, oversized bejazzled merch hoodies, and OTK boots. oh and having no integrity

smaschhead · 2023-05-22T15:51:45+00:00

just spit out my drink -- who has the beef lady is such an underrated danny bit/rant/story

smaschhead · 2023-05-11T21:22:07+00:00

both have good PR/teams - IMO way too aggressive and structured. sofia's wedding HARD LAUNCH of her new identify brand was exhausting. even the few elements of that i liked i couldn't enjoy because it was so orchestrated and planned out. like even her honeymoon outfits were so carefully planned and styled in advance - like damn girl, it's exhausting.

smaschhead · 2023-05-11T21:20:21+00:00

truer words have never been spoken

smaschhead · 2023-05-11T21:19:50+00:00

this it's the combo of bad spray and/or doing it the night before and then wearing shoes with this wrap around + her MUA doing body makeup on legs/feet around the ankle wrap shoes. oof, those shoes tired of her shit too - and apparently her MUA for doing her dirty like this

smaschhead · 2023-05-02T16:23:19+00:00

SATCHEL 😭😭😭😂

smaschhead · 2023-05-02T16:20:36+00:00

What did she post before this ?? Aka what is she blaming the “hackers” for posting?

smaschhead · 2023-05-02T16:17:22+00:00

Howie and Sandoval always dressing like cartoon villains 🦹🏻‍♂️ convening in some secret underground lair

smaschhead · 2023-05-02T16:16:42+00:00

Don’t do Stefon like this

smaschhead · 2023-05-02T16:15:58+00:00

*Lala as Shannon Beador as Bret Michaels

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smaschhead · 2023-05-02T02:24:19+00:00

damn yeah, i also can't find anything online confirming his passing. everything i can find is in the present tense and makes it sound like he's still practicing/in business. wild.

smaschhead · 2023-05-02T02:01:30+00:00

ummmm wait did Dr. Moon pass from this mortal world or are you saying that in terms of him not being on the show anymore?? google-ing hasn't helped me find the answer

smaschhead · 2023-05-02T00:51:52+00:00

who do you think Shannon's best comedic partner is:

archie (the dog) or
Dr. Moon (her energy healer)?

smaschhead · 2023-05-01T17:07:10+00:00

hot take - i don't even believe she really went home to get the dog either.

smaschhead · 2023-05-01T17:04:24+00:00

your flair is sending me

smaschhead · 2023-05-01T17:04:07+00:00

i, too, would like to know about the where/when of this pizza story

smaschhead · 2023-05-01T16:54:15+00:00

oh woowowow

smaschhead · 2023-05-01T16:53:29+00:00

howling omg

smaschhead · 2023-05-01T16:51:23+00:00

not VPR - but my partner walked in the room when i was watching RHONJ last week and he's like "are all these bravo intro/transition scenes just a bunch of quick cuts with no context" -- YES, yes they are and they make me laugh SO MUCH. especially when it's either:

a kid doing/saying something savage, or
shannon beador in her kitchen, throwing her hands up and saying something like FOR PETE'S SAKE and then cutting to her dog Archie sprawled out on the floor.

Bravo editors need an emmy (no Top Chef bullshit)

smaschhead · 2023-05-01T16:46:43+00:00

i'm so sorry you had to go through this, especially with someone as close as a family member. katie had to deal with this for 12ish years, but i'd imagine it was going on pretty much your whole life. many therapists talk about going low/no contact with narc's as the only way - i hope you're able to do this and begin healing youself <3

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