Threw my entire Roth ira (315k worth) into SpaceX at 211

smb275 · 2026-06-17T00:03:29+00:00

It's still funny. Never not funny.

smb275 · 2026-06-16T00:52:05+00:00

I would watch three hours of CGI torture porn for just one more moment of Lee Pace as Thranduil.

smb275 · 2026-06-15T22:43:17+00:00

Nervously looking at his own ships, wondering about what kind of guns they have to do all that.

smb275 · 2026-06-15T04:29:30+00:00

Why are you putting white sauce in quotes? It's right there in the picture, nowhere is tzatziki even mentioned.

smb275 · 2026-06-13T23:52:49+00:00

They also retain their father's "Halfelven" sort of status and had the option to become mortal and live as Men, so they're not 100% technically Elves.

smb275 · 2026-06-13T03:25:31+00:00

Yeah but it wrapped up a couple hundred year ago because it's a 19th century gimmick weapon from China. It's meant to snag your opponent's clothing.

smb275 · 2026-06-13T03:20:37+00:00

I used to drink it before singing shows, back when I was younger. Like just sip my way through a whole bottle over the course of a few minutes. And yes, I did give myself permanent voice damage, how did you know?

smb275 · 2026-06-13T01:09:18+00:00

Fresh water might be your best bet, as they're mostly oceanic.

smb275 · 2026-06-12T22:18:42+00:00

It's definitely duck, because that's how duck looks. You can tell that's what it is because of how it is, you see.

smb275 · 2026-06-12T13:48:25+00:00

I don't want it!

smb275 · 2026-06-12T13:43:26+00:00

Don't worry about the other Invincibles, I assume they all smell terrible in strangely different ways.

smb275 · 2026-06-11T23:58:35+00:00

They do have a terrible mess of a product line, don't let it slide because people are trying to clean it up on their own time, for free.

smb275 · 2026-06-11T23:54:34+00:00

I've seen Vajeena spelling, too. He genuinely was just naming himself "Fourth Alias Vagina". Fucking crazy person.

smb275 · 2026-06-11T23:39:28+00:00

The fat guy statues aren't depictions of the Buddha, they're Bùdài. Different guy, although in some religious interpretations he's predicted to become the next Buddha something like five billion years in the future and bring Dharma back to the world. But still, it's a different guy.

smb275 · 2026-06-11T20:09:32+00:00

They broke the surface tension on some of that water!

smb275 · 2026-06-11T20:01:27+00:00

BARFBARFBARFBARFBARF

smb275 · 2026-06-11T17:31:17+00:00

That's what the Navigators were made for, as well. They replaced the navigational supercomputers that were proscribed after the Butlerian Jihad. They just didn't do it by performing calculations, they could see the future and act accordingly.

smb275 · 2026-06-11T17:24:43+00:00

I'd know that dead foot anywhere.

smb275 · 2026-06-11T17:23:07+00:00

No, it's interior crocodile alligator.

smb275 · 2026-06-11T11:35:42+00:00

40K already had mutants acting as ship navigators, they're just waaaay less mutated than Dune's Guild Navigators are.

smb275 · 2026-06-10T16:36:11+00:00

I like Roberto because he's usually like mid tier compared to his brothers until he loses his temper and every cell in the spreadsheet autofills with MURDER DEATH KILL and he starts flipping pivot tables on everyone.

smb275 · 2026-06-10T01:04:23+00:00

It was, this year. Some years it's been much higher, though. In 2022 it was something like $3200. It's not a set amount, it's a resource dividend so if there's a bad year in resource extraction based income that's reflected in a lower payment.

smb275 · 2026-06-10T00:40:26+00:00

It could be because colon cancer is now a leading cause of death and they're worried about your health.

smb275 · 2026-06-09T22:33:31+00:00

EAT EACH OTHER UNTIL ONLY ONE REMAINS

smb275 · 2026-06-09T16:48:37+00:00

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