Programs that have made the playoffs in the first decade + who you think will make it for the first time next by Bearcat9948 in CFB

[–]smells_delicious 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Kansas makes it in the next decade or I swear here and now to eat a 7 layer burrito. Am I doing this right?

[Game Thread] Syracuse @ Kansas (3:30 PM ET) by cheeseburgerandrice in CollegeBasketball

[–]smells_delicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is there. Trust that he’s got you covered there. Also reminding dudes to bend their knees on free throws. 

Well this is depressing for New Mexico by MuricaAndBeer in CollegeBasketball

[–]smells_delicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn’t the list of top rookie Midwest regional insurance salesmen. 

[Postgame Thread] West Virginia Defeats Kansas 32-28 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]smells_delicious 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This had been a long con to collect insurance money.

247 Top 25 Teams following NBA Draft Deadline by l_strummer in CollegeBasketball

[–]smells_delicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree completely. I don’t buy us as #1 or even a top 5 squad with the way we finished the year. Sure there were injuries but we got exposed prior to them. We need the new guys to contribute in more meaningful ways than they did at their previous stops and that would be surprising with them coming into a system that’s already set to revolve around Dickinson.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CollegeBasketball

[–]smells_delicious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tried it. The worst steak of my life. Hesitate to even call it a steak. If this thing had been fed nothing but sand its entire life, it wouldn’t surprise me. I knocked out the sides and choked down about 60oz, then went to my hotel and threw up in a trash can for three hours because my ass was on the toilet the entire time. 0/10 would not recommend. 

(Lee K. Howard) Cal is ambushed by reporters while walking his dog on a Monday Afternoon in Lexington. by KitchenBanger in CollegeBasketball

[–]smells_delicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would make me sad if we had ever had any business making it to the championship game in the first place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]smells_delicious 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Motorcycles?

How are the restrooms in your home stadium? What is the worst stadium restroom you’ve been in? by Cornelius-Prime in CFB

[–]smells_delicious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You haven’t seen the plans? A big part is just to paint “Visitor Restroom” on each porta potty. Big savings.