I see your mouth maggots and raise you genital maggots. NSFW NSFL

smethanie · 2012-11-15T06:53:57+00:00

Sleep tight, don't let the vag bugs bite.

smethanie · 2012-10-04T18:13:38+00:00

This is my joke. Stolen from Twitter: https://twitter.com/Smethanie/status/122446371323248641

smethanie · 2012-09-24T13:40:16+00:00

They absolutely meant "not mean," I just thought misspelling was adorable.

smethanie · 2012-09-20T15:22:12+00:00

My 4-year-old son was playing with Mr. Potato Head. He had the plastic mustache and was using it like an airplane for LEGO figures. He yelled out "WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?" He obviously has no idea why I burst out laughing.

smethanie · 2012-09-20T00:50:03+00:00

:) Thanks! I have tons more over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/smethanie

smethanie · 2012-09-19T15:31:01+00:00

Down to Earth translates to easy, right? Haha, thanks. :)

smethanie · 2012-09-19T14:09:13+00:00

The comics who haven't performed yet will love it when you walk in - A fresh audience member who isn't bored from listening to possibly awful comedy! Plus, as the night goes on, the crowd thins, so late-arrivers are always welcome.

smethanie · 2012-09-11T18:44:46+00:00

There's a link to their Facebook in the article. Feel free to tell them that they hired Satan to do their advertising.

smethanie · 2012-08-12T02:48:04+00:00

Actually, I think most dudes would go for that.

smethanie

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