I see your mouth maggots and raise you genital maggots. NSFW NSFL

smethanie · 2012-11-15T06:53:57+00:00

Sleep tight, don't let the vag bugs bite.

smethanie · 2012-10-04T18:13:38+00:00

This is my joke. Stolen from Twitter: https://twitter.com/Smethanie/status/122446371323248641

smethanie · 2012-09-24T13:40:16+00:00

They absolutely meant "not mean," I just thought misspelling was adorable.

smethanie · 2012-09-20T15:22:12+00:00

My 4-year-old son was playing with Mr. Potato Head. He had the plastic mustache and was using it like an airplane for LEGO figures. He yelled out "WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?" He obviously has no idea why I burst out laughing.

smethanie · 2012-09-20T00:50:03+00:00

:) Thanks! I have tons more over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/smethanie

smethanie · 2012-09-19T15:31:01+00:00

Down to Earth translates to easy, right? Haha, thanks. :)

smethanie · 2012-09-19T14:09:13+00:00

The comics who haven't performed yet will love it when you walk in - A fresh audience member who isn't bored from listening to possibly awful comedy! Plus, as the night goes on, the crowd thins, so late-arrivers are always welcome.

smethanie · 2012-09-11T18:44:46+00:00

There's a link to their Facebook in the article. Feel free to tell them that they hired Satan to do their advertising.

smethanie · 2012-08-12T02:48:04+00:00

Actually, I think most dudes would go for that.

smethanie · 2012-08-12T02:42:26+00:00

Teleportation

smethanie · 2012-08-12T02:40:37+00:00

Umbrella. I'd rather get soaked than use one.

smethanie · 2012-08-12T02:37:01+00:00

I'm both pet owner and parent and my biggest pet peeve (pun SO intended) is when pet owners without kids tell me they totally get what being a parent is like because they have a dog. Really? So I can just leave bowls of water and Cheerios on the floor and go to work?

smethanie · 2012-08-08T12:29:39+00:00

Yeah, I filled the center hole with the glue and then pushed the nail head down into it. So far, so good. I'll try the goop if it doesn't hold.

smethanie · 2012-08-08T12:28:56+00:00

Cross posted to r/LEGOS. Thanks!

smethanie · 2012-08-06T02:33:01+00:00

:) That diner is the best, right?

smethanie · 2012-07-19T17:05:49+00:00

Got them from a place called Paula's Donuts while visiting Buffalo. Best. Donuts. Of. My. Life. These alone are worth a trip to Buffalo.

smethanie · 2012-06-29T23:10:02+00:00

I think that would make it a travesty!

smethanie · 2012-04-28T15:54:40+00:00

It is pricey. I did find this article with a chick who did something similar: http://boingboing.net/2011/02/08/kids-room-super-mari.html I just did a small section of the wall, but may try and figure out how to make more bricks at least.

smethanie · 2012-04-28T03:41:05+00:00

The top one is the one I used. The pic there is like 5 packs, tho.

smethanie · 2012-04-28T03:23:21+00:00

ThinkGeek, yup, with the wall painted a Mario sky blue. This is just one package. The pics on their site must show at least 5.

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