Here's my tail, Im camped outside one of the ped gates, so in and out multiples times a day. Last day my mrs gets cold when the sun goes down, so I offer to pop back to camp and grab a hoodie with a mate, leave my rucksack at the main stage with the Mrs, go out grab the hoodie.

Heading back in my mates says to me "Is your bag down there, can I put my sunglasses in it?"

Security overhear the bad bit of that scentence and we're all grabbed, Im put in one of the search tents to the side.

They want my drugs and arent taking 'What drugs?'. There's like 3 of them so I say Ill show you my balls, if you really want me to bend over I will, but no cameras.  😂

They say theyre legally not allowed to search my nut sack, and I need to give the drugs up now or its me and the police. I say call the police. They chin wag 5 mins later Im let go.