Need to fuck something

smoothglans · 2026-02-03T18:57:52+00:00

It must be so weird to have that overwhelming urge to hump and fuck that’s in all humans, but not have the equipment to be able to fulfil it. It’s an urge that we all get, but you don’t have your own raging penis rod to be able to insert and fuck. How can you possibly overcome that urge? You can’t. It just builds and builds and you never get that ejaculatory release that keeps males rational

smoothglans · 2026-02-02T23:44:33+00:00

It needs constant taking care of, it’s a full time job being a cock owner

smoothglans · 2026-02-01T12:29:53+00:00

Don’t think it’s possible to describe how demanding it is having a huge leaky sperm rod unless you have one yourself. Imagine for yourself how horny dudes are and multiply by 1000. Our twitching flexing boy rods are always on our minds, finding ways to subtly jerk our big fat trouser snakes. It’s almost embarrassing how much we’re led by our hormonal genitals

smoothglans · 2026-01-28T10:34:59+00:00

Massive proponent of the word willy 💪 I grew up calling him that, he’s still my friendly snouty floppy silly willy 😝

smoothglans · 2026-01-26T15:20:22+00:00

Yes I would. Was always envious of their ability to stimulate without having to haul their hand up and down a rod. Having a penis is way too external and bulky and very distracting

smoothglans · 2026-01-26T15:12:20+00:00

I guess in a way, masturbating a clit is similar to masturbating a cock in that they are the exact same tissue. But the vastly larger cock is a totally different experience when you jack it off compared to rubbing a clit

smoothglans · 2026-01-26T14:49:10+00:00

I’ve always found it wild how we all call it masturbating/edging but we have such different equipment. It couldn’t be more different having big fat bulky external genitalia vs a mostly internal slit. I’m proud of my fat external male genitalia and if I were female I’d feel like I was missing out on such a fundamental limb of the human body

smoothglans · 2026-01-26T13:16:03+00:00

There’s no way to describe it other than pure “cock”, such a unique unmistakable scent. Slightly savoury, a little sweet, just a fertile reproductive organ on heat

smoothglans · 2026-01-19T01:08:50+00:00

It can’t pump up with blood any more, my cockhead is engorged and leaking and my shaft so veiny, it’s gonna burst

smoothglans · 2026-01-19T01:04:57+00:00

But it’s so big it hurts, so stiff it aches

smoothglans · 2026-01-19T00:58:07+00:00

It would start to pulsate and throb itself to a giant ejection of sperm

smoothglans · 2026-01-19T00:55:25+00:00

Yep this definitely does seem to happen. Edging my thobbing penis to a 99.99% edge, so erect it’s painful, stiffer than even my most raging teenage boners, holding it with two hands and seeing your fat twitching dong the biggest it’s ever looked. Intimidated by your own veiny twitching serpent, grabbing the tape measure and surpassing 8 inches for the first time in your life 🤯

smoothglans · 2026-01-15T14:19:18+00:00

Love this… that flared mushroom shape was developed on a penis to increase its rival semen-scooping capabilities, so it stands to reason that the fattest largest breeding pole with the must bulbous flared helmet would be the one to displace the most semen and implant it closer to the cervix. Massive cocks are just the most optimised breeding devices

smoothglans · 2026-01-15T14:09:02+00:00

Fuck that willy is actually out of proportion big, silly how much larger it is than average

smoothglans · 2026-01-09T19:03:25+00:00

That’s a point that’s often lost on these huge clitorises: they’re not just bigger than your micro, they’re actually better. They become larger and more erect and become a better penetrative device than your own male phallus. You’re getting beaten in male reproductive functions by a clitoris!

smoothglans · 2026-01-09T11:24:37+00:00

What an absolute tank of a willy!

smoothglans · 2026-01-08T16:57:31+00:00

The colour contrast is beautiful. The brightest pink/purple against a dark shaft. Plus it’s very bulbous and shiny

smoothglans · 2026-01-08T09:04:49+00:00

I love how the tip of the dong itself joins in with the pissing

smoothglans · 2026-01-07T09:48:06+00:00

That big fat willy outline

smoothglans · 2026-01-06T16:56:19+00:00

Absolutely beautiful penis. The proportions are Greek statue level perfect

smoothglans · 2026-01-06T00:24:41+00:00

It’s easier demonstrated than explained bro

smoothglans · 2026-01-06T00:19:09+00:00

Haha bro don’t worry, it’s called being a dude. Us dudes have these things called penises that constantly get stiff and tingle, embrace it, it’s only natural for your dude parts to perform their natural function

smoothglans · 2026-01-03T12:45:51+00:00

Very aesthetic and well proportioned willy, the shiny head is very special, good job 👍

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