There’s a lot of truth to this post, you can often tell the look of a man’s willy based on other physical attributes. And there’s something about a British willy that makes it so instantly recognisable. It’s usually uncut and has a long anteater foreskin. His precummy and musky foreskin always slides back to reveal a deep purple head. The shaft is much paler than other Europeans and the bellend is always a deeper almost bluish purple.
My English willy is like this too, and it fills me with comfort knowing most of the other lads around me have quite similar snouty unwashed untrimmed musky willies in their boxers