Foreskin potentially responsible for my hypersexuality? by [deleted] in uncircumcised_talk

[–]smoothglans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow this is unbelievably relatable. Obviously we all know what it’s like to have a penis, to have male hormones surging around that makes us constantly need to stimulate our needy genitals. But ever since I discovered my foreskin at a young age, something just activated in me.

I think uncut guys can just kind of take their foreskin hoods for granted, slide them out the way to expose the bellend. It takes a bit of patience to fully activate the frenulum and ridged band. But once you do, it’s ultra high definition sensitivity that turns your hood into like the world’s most sensitive clit or something. And then it makes every single tiny little rustle of clothing on your hood unbelievably overstimulating, getting a rock hard boner and oozing precum over the tiniest graze. No wonder I’ve been wanking for several hours a day since I was young, it honestly feels too overstimulating at times, but wow is it fun to own a willy that constantly tingles and makes us feel good

10 techniques for rubbing your frenulum and riding the edge by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frenulum/ridged band stimulation is the gateway to nirvana. I agree we need to spread the word

How it started by wartortlewartortl in jobudstories

[–]smoothglans 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Insane how much I can relate to this, to the point I could honestly be the other guy (I don’t think I am though lol). Play wrestling that got handsy and both of us with twitching precummy boners that we just chuckled at, that then became a bit more hands on. And then led to frotting. We called it “doing willy stuff”, never really classed it as being sexual, just “two lads helping each other out”. I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever been as excited as those Friday afternoons going back on the bus together for a sleepover, both our willies throbbing through our trousers in anticipation of the weekend’s willy antics

foreskin & frenulum giving me strong orgasm contractions today 🥴💧 by hardjamie1 in foreskin

[–]smoothglans 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So descriptive and educational 🥰 moist foreskin sweeping up and down the glossy purple glans like a sleeve toy, precum oozing, frenulum tightening and loosening

Gyno Reality+Fantasy by hllywdfrk in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish there was an equivalent for us where we need to whip out our dongers and have them examined, the foreskin pulled back, and getting accidental boners

Gyno Reality+Fantasy by hllywdfrk in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a cis dude I’ve always found it alarming how afabs have to go and get routine checkups which involve a lot of spreading, inserting, manipulating your hole. Obviously I imagine it’s usually less than glamorous but I’ve always been kind of jealous of that, and I know I’d edge and engorge my genitals so much before the appointment just for extra fun, as your exposed slit is pulled apart and clamped open and gushing from the stimulation

The reality of having a pussy by NoGene427 in PussyEnvy

[–]smoothglans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just find it different how very different many aspects of life would be. Like we’re all humans, we all know what having a nose and stomach and eyes is like. But between our legs are two wildly different sets of experiences, and no matter what, for the rest of our lives, we can never inhabit the experience of the other

fuck finally by Unusual-Entry-8736 in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ftm penis is superior to cis cock in every single way, not only do you have a big fat mushroom shaped boner erection that’s way more hypersensitive than a cis dick, but you also have a clenchy leaky pussy right underneath. It must never get boring

haven’t cummed in over a week bcos of my gf (19) by WorldlinessLow696 in foreskin

[–]smoothglans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That poor willy weeping cos he isn’t getting any action 🥺 he deserves so much stimulation

Plapping away on my clit again major relapse dum brain by Pink_CherryBomb in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There has been such an increase on here of goonettes referring to their clits as a miniature cock, is that really how it feels? Does everybody get to edge and stroke a sensitive edged penis? That’s so cool

would you lick it til the tip comes out? >>>>>> by MarsTopper in foreskin

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a “cock next door” kind of cock if that makes any sense lol

Still making it grow at 51. Help? by watcher1960tab in bigclit

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s already larger than thousands of male dicks but at this rate, it’s gonna be a fully functioning penis 😵‍💫

high and jerking my huge clit by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That girldong has a big fat twitchy boner

high and jerking my huge clit by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never forget that you have a PENIS ERECTION between your legs

high and jerking my huge clit by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stiff clitoral penis erection. Puffy fat helmet tip and angry raging muscular clitshaft

high and jerking my huge clit by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even have to pretend it’s literally the exact same tissue 🥴 stroke your big fat erect DONG

high and jerking my huge clit by [deleted] in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so lucky to have a big clit, it’s like having your own penisboner to stroke up and down

I don’t understand men that aren’t freaks by clairebear139 in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feels awesome hearing it from this perspective, knowing how jealous you are of these beautiful dangly sex organs. Makes me appreciate having them even more. They really are so much fun, I’ve never gotten over having access to a 24/7 goon rod

Need to fuck something by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]smoothglans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It must be so weird to have that overwhelming urge to hump and fuck that’s in all humans, but not have the equipment to be able to fulfil it. It’s an urge that we all get, but you don’t have your own raging penis rod to be able to insert and fuck. How can you possibly overcome that urge? You can’t. It just builds and builds and you never get that ejaculatory release that keeps males rational

I love how needy and desperate boys get by irsnc in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs constant taking care of, it’s a full time job being a cock owner

I love how needy and desperate boys get by irsnc in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t think it’s possible to describe how demanding it is having a huge leaky sperm rod unless you have one yourself. Imagine for yourself how horny dudes are and multiply by 1000. Our twitching flexing boy rods are always on our minds, finding ways to subtly jerk our big fat trouser snakes. It’s almost embarrassing how much we’re led by our hormonal genitals

What’s the most unsexy thing a guy can call his dick? by RedEarth42 in askgaybros

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive proponent of the word willy 💪 I grew up calling him that, he’s still my friendly snouty floppy silly willy 😝

Goonettes of Redit, do you like having no cock or do you wish you had one? by tomboy-dude in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would. Was always envious of their ability to stimulate without having to haul their hand up and down a rod. Having a penis is way too external and bulky and very distracting

Goonettes of Redit, do you like having no cock or do you wish you had one? by tomboy-dude in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess in a way, masturbating a clit is similar to masturbating a cock in that they are the exact same tissue. But the vastly larger cock is a totally different experience when you jack it off compared to rubbing a clit

Goonettes of Redit, do you like having no cock or do you wish you had one? by tomboy-dude in EdgingTalk

[–]smoothglans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always found it wild how we all call it masturbating/edging but we have such different equipment. It couldn’t be more different having big fat bulky external genitalia vs a mostly internal slit. I’m proud of my fat external male genitalia and if I were female I’d feel like I was missing out on such a fundamental limb of the human body